Mindy Macready//27th Violent Violet Vallor//Video

[daddys_hit_girl]

[Mindy's peering at the camera happily, bouncing a little bit

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[onteamdyson]

........ what the actual fuck.

[daddys_hit_girl]

Be jealous of my super eyes, Kenzi. I can see in the dark like a motherfucker.

[onteamdyson]

Yeah, but... Mindy--

[Now she has no shot at being a normal, little girl. It's really kind of depressing. But why ruin her fun like that?! Ugh... sisterly feelings of lame.]

They're totally badass. Can I have a freakin' vallor!?

[daddys_hit_girl]

But what? These colors totally match and I can work the mask to work with the red!

Sorry, I totally sold em to some adorable gay guy for some legit mac'n'cheese. He's gonna get a date with a movie star and it sounded like a cute romantic comedy sortuvathing.

[onteamdyson]

.............................................. Was the gay guy wearing way too much eyeliner and a stupid pirate outfit?!

[daddys_hit_girl]

Ok that describes way too many of the guys here, you've gotta be more specific.

He was like... Indian or something.

[onteamdyson]

... Excuse me.

[She covers the communicator up with a shirt, steps away, AND STARTS FREAKIN' SCREAMING]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! PIECE OF SHIT PATEL! STUPID MOTHER FUCKING--

[Okay, she's back and fake-smiling]

That's just GREAT! Good for him!

[daddys_hit_girl]

[Just this face. All of these faces]

You know I could hear that, right? Covering the berry up with a pile of your skank thongs doesn't change that.

What's the beef with Captain Gaybeard?

[onteamdyson]

SKANK THONGS?! Giiiiiiiiiiiirl, you are so asking for a butt whooping and/or grounding! At LEAST a noogie.

Uggggggh it's too complicated to even explain. I just can't even deal with him. So pissed off. Also, why the shit haven't we hung out in forever?! I'm going to embarrass the hell out of you and give you a shitload of hugs all over the network.

[daddys_hit_girl]

Go ahead, Kenzi. Try to give Hit Girl a noogie. See what happens. [smirk. You hang out with too many ninjas to be threatening, Kenzi.]

Try me, bitch. I can understand plenty of shit.

[onteamdyson]

[She needs some weak-ass baby friends.]

Challange accepted.

Like hell am I telling you where everyone can see. Meet me somewhere. If it's a public place, you're totally gonna have to play body guard. [Someone's still a little paranoid...]

[daddys_hit_girl]

[Mindy stands up and flicks her wrists, shimmering silver butterfly knives materialize out of seemingly nowhere, which she spins around a couple times before holding them blades out]

Bodyguard I can do. Worried about serial killers or something? it's an off week.

[onteamdyson]

Forget the 'or something', that's exactly what I'm worried about. I died during an off week and it totally fucking sucked.

Biodome?!

[daddys_hit_girl]

Dude, wait, the fuck? How did I not here about this?

S-sure, biodome. I'll bring more shit than these two knives, this is just my casual walking around arsenal.

[When she shows up at the biodome, she's got the naginata slung over her shoulder, and a couple homemmade explosives are strapped to her front, along with who knows how many hidden knives and other toys.]

[onteamdyson]

Not something I wanted to spread around. Just warn me if you see a dude in clown makeup.

[And then there's Mindy and she's covered in dangerous things.] ... Where did you even GET Those? They are... so ... AWESOME!

[daddys_hit_girl]

Gotcha. I shoot any and all creepy ass clowns on sight anyway. Once busted up a child porno ring that was a circus, actually.

And by busted up I mean I killed every one of the fuckers and burned the whole place to the ground.

[She peeks over her shoulder and then turns back to Kenzi]

Well you know a girl here made me the naginata. She's gone now. The knives I mostly traded for, and the grenades I smuggled back from the last F3 by disassembling them and putting them back together again.

Well.

More or less the same way. They'll still work.