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Artemis Fowl II| Post 001 (x5)|[Video]

Sep 25, 2011 19:33

[The camera turns on quite deliberately, to an overly calm looking teenager with mismatched eyes, who begins speaking in a very refined Irish accent....Doctor, I do believe when I agreed to this the promise was made that I would not be subjected to the mesmer or otherwise altered. I would assume since I have no memory of how I got to be in this ( Read more... )

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flytey September 26 2011, 05:29:13 UTC

I'm sure other people have seen fit to enlighten you on your whereabouts by now. I shall simply apologize in advance for the... unfortunate situation.

[Refined British accent comin' right back at you!]

4ffurforfer September 26 2011, 14:52:53 UTC

Most unfortunate. And how long have you been in this place?

[What a comfort it is.]

flytey September 26 2011, 16:54:00 UTC

A couple months, I suppose. It's easy to lose track of time here.

4ffurforfer September 26 2011, 21:04:32 UTC

I can imagine. May I ask your name?

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[video] hung_garian September 26 2011, 06:31:35 UTC

[Here, Artemis, have an absolutely atrocious and slightly offensive version of something that could, perhaps, be supposed to be an Irish accent.]

It isn't. You musta took a wrong turn at the end of the rainbow, Father Doug. Easy mistake; you wouldn't believe how many leprechauns we've had ending up here after a pint or four, to be sure. Begorrah.

[video] 4ffurforfer September 26 2011, 14:56:59 UTC

[There is a moment or two of him staring, completely blank faced, as though the picture had broken. Then a sigh.]

Thank you for such a concise butchering. I think you managed to get nearly every stereotype in that short space in time. Quite impressive.

[video] hung_garian September 26 2011, 18:30:19 UTC

[He gives a self-satisfied little smirk, accent safely back in Nashville.]

No problem, pal. And you'll notice I left out potatoes, tempers and 'top of the morning'. Wouldn't wanna be cliché, after all.

[video] 4ffurforfer September 26 2011, 21:08:02 UTC

No, god forbid. That would be taking it just one too far. Your accent needs works though, pal.

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video zoneshift September 26 2011, 15:52:50 UTC

... Please tell me you didn't bring along any fairies with you. I don't have good luck with fairies.

video 4ffurforfer September 26 2011, 16:11:35 UTC

It would appear not, I'm afraid. ...You've met fairies?

video zoneshift September 26 2011, 16:13:52 UTC

One... not a good meeting. He tried to kill me. I understand why, kinda, now, but he's still not someone I'd call a friend.

Re: video 4ffurforfer September 26 2011, 16:18:31 UTC

[That actually prompts a smile. At least, that's probably what it's meant to be. It looks a little bit too pointy. Not quite natural.]

I've had a few try that.

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