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Artemis Fowl II| Post 001 (x5)|[Video]

Sep 25, 2011 19:33

[The camera turns on quite deliberately, to an overly calm looking teenager with mismatched eyes, who begins speaking in a very refined Irish accent....Doctor, I do believe when I agreed to this the promise was made that I would not be subjected to the mesmer or otherwise altered. I would assume since I have no memory of how I got to be in this ( Read more... )

c: rainbow dash, c: gabriel, c: suki, c: nara shikamaru, artemis fowl ii

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[video] hung_garian September 26 2011, 06:31:35 UTC

[Here, Artemis, have an absolutely atrocious and slightly offensive version of something that could, perhaps, be supposed to be an Irish accent.]

It isn't. You musta took a wrong turn at the end of the rainbow, Father Doug. Easy mistake; you wouldn't believe how many leprechauns we've had ending up here after a pint or four, to be sure. Begorrah.

[video] 4ffurforfer September 26 2011, 14:56:59 UTC

[There is a moment or two of him staring, completely blank faced, as though the picture had broken. Then a sigh.]

Thank you for such a concise butchering. I think you managed to get nearly every stereotype in that short space in time. Quite impressive.

[video] hung_garian September 26 2011, 18:30:19 UTC

[He gives a self-satisfied little smirk, accent safely back in Nashville.]

No problem, pal. And you'll notice I left out potatoes, tempers and 'top of the morning'. Wouldn't wanna be cliché, after all.

[video] 4ffurforfer September 26 2011, 21:08:02 UTC

No, god forbid. That would be taking it just one too far. Your accent needs works though, pal.

[video] hung_garian September 26 2011, 21:17:27 UTC

It was spot on. You call yourself Irish? That's how everyone talks down in the South.

[Blatant lies, anyone? He's got plenty to go around.]

[video] 4ffurforfer September 27 2011, 00:08:50 UTC

Shall I do you now? [His accent is less mocking, however, and surprisingly accurate. Several of his false identities were American after all.] Is this what you do to all the new arrivals?

[video] hung_garian September 27 2011, 16:54:36 UTC

Yep. The fake Irish accent's a long shot, though - just confuses most people; guess I got lucky when you turned up.

[video] 4ffurforfer September 30 2011, 00:41:50 UTC

Thrilled to have made your day then, it almost makes the whole experience worth it.

Do you plan to tell me your name, or was it just the mockery you had in mind?

[video] hung_garian September 30 2011, 20:21:39 UTC

Mostly just the mockery, but if you wanna call me something, Loki'll do fine.

[video] 4ffurforfer September 30 2011, 21:23:17 UTC

Such an appropriate name, Loki.

[video] hung_garian September 30 2011, 21:25:06 UTC

Glad I've got your approval, Paddy. You really can't imagine how much it means to me.

[video] 4ffurforfer September 30 2011, 21:31:15 UTC

I prefer Artemis.

[video] hung_garian September 30 2011, 21:34:04 UTC

You know Artemis is female, right? At least, the one I knew definitely is.

[video] 4ffurforfer September 30 2011, 21:38:43 UTC

...I'm aware, yes. But males can- wait, did you say knew as in...personally?

[video] hung_garian October 1 2011, 06:11:29 UTC

As in biblically. [He waggles his eyebrows, then pauses for a moment.] Well, not quite biblically, she's pretty big on the virgin thing, but you get the idea.

[video] 4ffurforfer October 2 2011, 00:59:44 UTC

[There is a moment of skeptical silence.] And would that make you the actually Loki?

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