41 ♊ Sollux Captor ♊ Audio

[psionichax0r]

In case none of you dipshits noticed these giant oozing assholes, this place is actually dangerous. We should probably stick together so that we don't all die the first week because of something stupid, but I know how you're all allergic to each other, so I'm guessing none of you will actually take that advice

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[caligulasaqua]

I know what we should use for the base.

[psionichax0r]

If you say a boat I will punch you in the face.

[caligulasaqua]

...I wasn't goin' to say a boat.

[psionichax0r]

Okay, cause if you had said boat then I would have been forced to tell you how retarded you were for thinking that staying on a boat would be a good idea when only 3 of us can swim.

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[hurtandscared]

[Alessa's hair is floating everywhere around her face, a bit like a curtain, as are her clothes.]

Sollux! I'm underwater!

And I'm not totally sure how to get back the ice caves I came from...

[Video]

[psionichax0r]

What?

[Video]

[hurtandscared]

[She moves the communicator so she can show him the underwater buildings surrounding her, then turns it back to her face.]

I was in these ice caves and I found a ship in a bottle. It looked cool so I uncorked it and the bottle broke. I wanted to explore the ship a bit, and then it took me down here.

[She... actually looks pretty excited about this. There are monsters (that most certainly do not belong) running around in the background eating anyone unfortunate enough to be within twenty feet of the girl, but they're leaving Alessa herself alone.]

I can even breathe!

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[psionichax0r]

Wow.... Uh. Are you safe there?

[justshutupraz]

I'm glad you have so much trust in us. [Per usual, just have a look Sollux. Especially for the Raz part.] I'm alright, just wandering around.

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[psionichax0r]

I don't know if you realize that the reason I made this post was because I don't have faith in any of you. You can't even be sarcastic about it, that's how much it isn't there.

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[justshutupraz]

Whatever. [Lili is just grouchy. She woke up in the stream, being soaked first thing has left her a little irritable.]

You okay so far?

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[psionichax0r]

Yeah, I guess except apparently I have to find some fucking boats now or some bullshit like that.

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[minx_of_disco]

I'm not entirely sure where I am, darling.

[There's rivers of what look like lava or molten metal running between plates of metal, one of which Milla's standing on, and there are steaming waterfalls of golden liquid coming from giant metal teapots. Milla looks uninjured, though she is a bit sweaty.]

It's like a strange fact--

[There's a weird rumble in the background and Milla turns her head, dropping the communicator for a second. There's a blur of color and the whistle of steam escaping a teapot, then glass breaking and a metallic roar.

Milla picks up the communicator again, a weird teapot-shaped machine broken in the background with a red glass eye rolling away.]

Sorry about that, darling. There are a lot of monsters here. What about you? Where are you?

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[psionichax0r]

I don't know, I just left the first place, but I have literally no idea where I am.

[Video]

[minx_of_disco]

Switch to video, darling. I may have some idea.

[Video]

[psionichax0r]

[he's at the central platform, i don't feel like describing it.]

I dunno I saw this hellish train pass by I think.

[Video]

[hairlikethis]

Right here, dude. This place is--

Where are you?

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[psionichax0r]

Fuck if I know, this place is a total shithole. Where are you?

[Video]

[hairlikethis]

... Waiting for a train, apparently.

[Video]

[psionichax0r]

Oh. The hellish one that looks like a building on fire? Yeah. Apparently there is food inside it.