41 ♊ Sollux Captor ♊ Audio

Jul 03, 2011 18:42

In case none of you dipshits noticed these giant oozing assholes, this place is actually dangerous. We should probably stick together so that we don't all die the first week because of something stupid, but I know how you're all allergic to each other, so I'm guessing none of you will actually take that advice ( Read more... )

c: alessa gillespie, c: milla vodello, c: eridan ampora, sollux captor, c: terezi pyrope

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caligulasaqua July 3 2011, 23:10:21 UTC
I know what we should use for the base.

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psionichax0r July 4 2011, 04:29:59 UTC
If you say a boat I will punch you in the face.

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caligulasaqua July 4 2011, 04:30:32 UTC
...I wasn't goin' to say a boat.

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psionichax0r July 4 2011, 04:33:33 UTC
Okay, cause if you had said boat then I would have been forced to tell you how retarded you were for thinking that staying on a boat would be a good idea when only 3 of us can swim.

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caligulasaqua July 4 2011, 04:34:32 UTC
I don't see why that makes it a bad idea. The whole point is to stay on the boat, not fall off of it.

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psionichax0r July 4 2011, 04:37:40 UTC
Okay and you don't see how being on a flammable ship we have no way of effectively protecting and from which only a few of us can escape is a terrible idea?

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caligulasaqua July 4 2011, 04:40:21 UTC
It's not that bad of an idea! Boats are fuckin' awesome and unless you're plannin' on lightin' it on fire or shovin' everyone overboard I don't see what the problem is. And at least it's better than sittin' around bein' fuckin' lost and havin' to run away from stupid enemies all the time.

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psionichax0r July 4 2011, 05:11:03 UTC
Just cause you're a fucking pansy who can't take care of slime monsters on his own doesn't mean the rest of us are. I just fucking told you why it was a bad idea you bulgenumbingiy idiotic moron so unless you have a better idea you can shut up and step off!

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caligulasaqua July 4 2011, 05:12:41 UTC
I could take care of them by myself if I got my fuckin' gun back already.

And I heard your reasons but that doesn't make my idea stupid. Your reasons are just dumb and don't make any goddamn sense.

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psionichax0r July 4 2011, 06:57:26 UTC
You shot me with it. You are NOT getting it back!!!

Oh my god I am not arguing with you. Our base is not going to be on a fucking boat shut the fuck up about it already.

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caligulasaqua July 4 2011, 07:00:25 UTC
Then what the fuck am I supposed to do about bein' attacked? Are you seriously just goin' to let me die, Sol?

Well, you're not the leader anyway, you don't get to decide where our base is. I'm the leader again now, so I get to pick, and I pick the awesome ships.

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psionichax0r July 4 2011, 07:06:07 UTC
Maybe you should have thought about that before you killed me and tried to betray us all.

No one is the leader okay, and I'm not picking. We'll all decide it.

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caligulasaqua July 4 2011, 07:08:08 UTC
Don't try and blame that shit on me, if you hadn't hacked it in the first place then you wouldn't even have my gun to keep from me. So it's all your fault, not mine.

That's stupid. But fine. I'm votin' for the ships, and Fef probably will too. And Vris. So that's three of us.

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psionichax0r July 4 2011, 07:11:16 UTC
You are so fucking retarded.

You don't speak for them. But alright, you're shitty ass retarded vote has been dully noted.

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caligulasaqua July 4 2011, 07:14:08 UTC
No I'm not, it's true. But fine, keep my gun. Fef's goin' to get pissed at you when I die 'cause of you bein' so stubborn, but I don't care. It's not my fault if she breaks up with you over that.

I'm not speakin' for them, I'm just guessin' 'cause I know them real well.

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psionichax0r July 4 2011, 07:37:44 UTC
Yeah. Uh-huh. Cause you care so very much about people who aren't yourself.

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