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Jun 09, 2011 12:19

Bra-fuckin'-vo, all--

--s'nice ta see ya all workin' out yer little problems. I've always been a firm believa' that most issues can be solved with a slap ta th' mouth er two. S'healthy. Good fer ya.

Fuckin'...therapeutic.

That bein' said--I am a doctor. An' I am currently acceptin' patients. An' whass even better than that:

I don' like the lot ( Read more... )

c: kenzi, luce worth, c: komui lee

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[voice] white_beret June 9 2011, 17:21:47 UTC

Do you do home visits? [Spoken slowly, obviously slightly out of it]

[voice] amphetamedic June 9 2011, 17:29:59 UTC

Depends on if it's worth my while, 'course. But--sure. Let's say I do.

...what's yer problem?

[voice] white_beret June 9 2011, 17:51:27 UTC

Broken ankle, broken ribs and I might have done something to my back.

I'll...[He trails off, losing the thread for the moment] I can give opium. Painkiller for your patients. It's amazing stuff, I don't feel a thing.

[voice] amphetamedic June 9 2011, 18:07:59 UTC

Aw. Feelin' loved, then?

[He almost has to contain a snort when the other man says "for your patients," but he suppresses it and behaves himself. Sounds like an offer he can't refuse.]

Deal.

Where?

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[Video][filtered 40%] onteamdyson June 9 2011, 17:25:13 UTC

... [Ugh, she does not want to do this. Time to suck it up and ask! Oh god, he's drinking. AND CREEPY! And annoying. And... a doctor. Sort of.]

I... might need some help.

[Video][filtered 40%] amphetamedic June 9 2011, 17:33:19 UTC

[...Worth just lets his smile creep across his face slowly, like it's taking a walk through the park at night to meet a hooker behind a hot dog stand.

Not that he'd ever done that before.]

...now who got their dirty lil' hands all over you, sweetheart?

[Video][filtered 40%] onteamdyson June 9 2011, 17:37:21 UTC

NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS! Are you going to help me or not!?

[ASSHOLE! Dammit. Ugh. Fucking---] You suck.

[Video][filtered 40%] amphetamedic June 9 2011, 17:40:34 UTC

[He chuckles, taking another drink.]

'Course I'll help my favorite thief. How bad're ya? Can ya get here--or do I have ta come find ya in whatever precarious situation ya've found yerself in..?

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livelygolem June 9 2011, 17:36:25 UTC

Right here, guy! What's happening, what's up?

amphetamedic June 9 2011, 17:46:07 UTC

...how ya findin' yerself this week, kid?

[And obviously he's just checking up on you, not contacting you because he's interested in what your face would look like under his fist.]

livelygolem June 9 2011, 17:50:11 UTC

Uuuh, pretty fine, I guess. People keep trying to hit me, which is less than cool in my book. Hope it's okay, I had to do some pretty serious casting to clear the roomie early in the week, but I think it was okay since I've been so sparse lately. She's stupidly strong! I don't know if she's just like...stronger than I predicted or actually strong? I don't know.

How are you anyway? Isn't this week like...how you live your life?

amphetamedic June 9 2011, 17:59:42 UTC

All powerful caster like you, gettin' yer ass handed ta ya by a 75 pound chick?

...yeah. Sounds 'bout right.

M'good. Wasn't kiddin' 'bout this bein' the best way ta fix yer problems. An' I could give fuckall 'bout anyone else here--in fact, the only person I feel like poppin' one--

--is you.

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one_eyed_zero June 9 2011, 17:56:55 UTC

I'm going to come.

amphetamedic June 9 2011, 18:06:08 UTC

[This is...the kid that can't feel pain. So if he's seeking medical help, whatever's hurting him must be...obvious.]

...can ya make it, kid? 14C.

[text -> in person] one_eyed_zero June 9 2011, 18:18:39 UTC

No one broke my legs, so yeah.

~~

[after about 45 minutes Natsuo is knocking on his door. He is really bruised up and his head is bandaged up from a gash from a hammer. He has really oddly done stitches on his right arms as well, closing up two deep gashes from robotic claws. He was cleaned up though, just really really bruised up now.]

[in person] amphetamedic June 9 2011, 20:19:51 UTC

[Worth opens the door and peers down at him from his 6'5" frame, giving the smallest half-smile that's meant to be kind of...comforting? But Worth's not very good at that, so it just looks sort of odd.]

Been through th' ringer, hm?

Come in an' sit down, then.

Thread 9

head_in_sock June 9 2011, 18:16:14 UTC

Clearly you've never settled an argument with civil discourse if you think that slapping is the best way to solve problems.

amphetamedic June 9 2011, 18:30:20 UTC

An' clearly ya've never had many important arguments, kid. I'm just sayin' that a lotta times, idiots'll sit an' stew over whateva' bullshit's botherin' em, have big, long conversations that don't do anythin'--

--when a quick fistfight woulda solved it all in a matter o' minutes.

...still wantin' ta assist in my office, Nurse Ratchet?

head_in_sock June 9 2011, 18:39:26 UTC

Anyone who needs a fight to solve an argument needs to take a good, long look at themselves and their life choices.

...Yes I do, actually, which is why I'm contacting you now. Why are you accepting patients? You don't have any means of working with them. Do you even have any equipment? Do you have paper for charts? Do you have medicine to offer them? For goodness sake. Aren't you jumping the gun here a little bit?

[He is not even going to comment on that reference. :|]

amphetamedic June 9 2011, 20:22:47 UTC

I got the means. I've been busy collectin' whatever I can, an' it's not ideal--but I got enough. Would ya prefer me jus' to ignore everyone thass hurt this week..? How cold-hearted o' ya, Ratch.

Already a gang o' people that need my help. Ya helpin' er not?