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Jun 09, 2011 12:19

Bra-fuckin'-vo, all--

--s'nice ta see ya all workin' out yer little problems. I've always been a firm believa' that most issues can be solved with a slap ta th' mouth er two. S'healthy. Good fer ya.

Fuckin'...therapeutic.

That bein' said--I am a doctor. An' I am currently acceptin' patients. An' whass even better than that:

I don' like the lot ( Read more... )

c: kenzi, luce worth, c: komui lee

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drstitches June 9 2011, 19:15:19 UTC

Oh, perhaps I should offer my services now, too. I haven't gotten acquainted with enough people to fall under the effects of what I'm assuming is a very clever experiment for the ones in charge here. An excellent idea indeed.

amphetamedic June 9 2011, 20:24:45 UTC

A doctor stealin' my ideas fer their own benefit?

Frankie.

How predictable o' ya.

drstitches June 9 2011, 20:28:12 UTC

Stealing your idea? I wouldn't dream of it! Besides, you know what they say about stealing in academia.

amphetamedic June 9 2011, 20:43:26 UTC

Yeah, they say "blah blah bullshit bullshit the more ya know." Good thing we aren't in academia, then, innit?

[Glower. Glower. Glooowwweeerr. And then a smirk.]

'Course, I've always room fer an assistant, if yer interested.

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[Video] terrierfancyfan June 9 2011, 20:46:24 UTC

That's medicine I can get behind. Nothing a smack in the face or a boot to the ass can't fix.

[Video] amphetamedic June 9 2011, 21:01:09 UTC

'Cept fer maybe a busted face er a broken ass, I s'pose.

[He smirks and regards the camera, taking another drink.]

Ya look fairly unscathed, mate. That mean yer not winnin' any popularity contests?

[Video] terrierfancyfan June 9 2011, 21:23:00 UTC

[Snorts, but he keeps smirking.]

Don't fuckin' need friends. Just accomplices.

[It's a bold faced lie, too. He's purposely been keeping himself from making a call to Droog or Boxcars because he knows how poorly it'll end.]

What about you? Bet you're not exactly the most popular fucker in the world here or where you're from, huh?

[Video] amphetamedic June 9 2011, 21:52:05 UTC

Hrm. An' not even yer accomplices feel like deckin' ya one? Good on you. Nice ta see some intelligent businessmen 'round here.

[Worth chuckles under his breath.]

'Scuse you. Could be the fuckin' prom queen, where I'm from. Besides, like I said--this is how I solve my problems already, so s'really business as usual, on my end.

Gotta name, then? An' a...species?

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