Lucas Lee • Take 1 • Video

[bbcarrotcooler]

[Lucas Lee comes to and jumps up as quick as his injured body will allow, hands in the air.] I'm ok!!

[And then immediately falls to a knee, cradling one arm, but looking around for the audience that isn't there. He'd just attempted a suicidal rail grind that should have ended in a much more serious fall--but for some reason, he was...mostly

Comments

[cahoooooooots]

Jeez, what an unbelievable douchebag.

[she fakes a look of surprise and stares right at the camera.] Oops, did I say that out loud?

[bbcarrotcooler]

[He answers before he even looks at the screen.] Oh man, I just love self-righteous bitches who think they're funny when they're not.

Oops, guess that was outloud too. [And then he flicks his eyes to the camera to offer a smirk, and he hesitates for just a moment. What in the hell was this chick?]

Sorry dude, but I am kind of in the middle of a crisis, so unless you have something helpful to say, you can go back to whatever creepy basement you crawled out of.

[cahoooooooots]

Oh, I have plenty of helpful things to say. I've only been here for half a human year! If I felt like it, I could give you all the information you could ever want. [smirk.] But I guess you won't be getting any of that, since I'll just be heading back to that basement I obviously live in now.

[bbcarrotcooler]

Ugh, yeah yeah. Blah blah blah, you're so special and cool and informed.

I said you can either say something helpful or go back to your creepy basement.

...you've been here for six months??