I know. I know. It's been fuckin' forever. Here's all I have, after like 3 or 4 months...


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"There is all too often a problem about ending a cocktail party (or in our cases, a kegger). Frankly, there isn't much you can do short of closing down the bar (which is rude). Some hosts try to solve this problem by leaving the house themselves on some pretext or other (dinner or an evening engagement), and some just allow for the fact that ( Read more... )

Dustin, you're my boy. Tom's crib is so chill. Such a shame he'll be moving soon. Where can we go kick back and drink in Dustin's neck of the woods. Anyway, the highlight of this weekend so far is Tom shining his spot light on random people walking around the complex, as well as me endeavoring to toughen up Kurt and stand up to Dustin. Weasel was ( Read more... )

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Rest in peace, Chris Penn (October 10, 1965 - January 24, 2006), one hell of a fine actor. For those of you who are not familiar with who he is, he became very well known for his performance of Nice Guy Eddie in "Reservoir Dogs." There, his career soared. He also stole the screen in such films, "The Boys Club," "Footloose," "All The Right Moves," " ( Read more... )

"I drink to your charm, your beauty and your brains - which gives you a rough idea of how hard up I am for a drink."

- Groucho Marx

"Brandy, unless you positively stupify yourself with it, tends to drive sleep away rather than induce it. I am told, by those who have drunk it, that with cheap brandy the effect is even more marked. It is otherwise with Scotch whiskey: a benign fluid. All credit to the man who invented it, be his skin of whatever hue. Indeed, my only quarrel with ( Read more... )

According to her, not only am I immature, but I'm a jealous drama queen who needs a lot of growing up to do. Maybe you're right. Hey, you know somethin'? Fuck you! Forgive me for being myself and being worried like any normal human being would. Have fun with him, who won't let you go to parties unless he's with you and won't let you hang out with ( Read more... )

Baby, I am a lost cause.

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