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WELL, laST NIte kickED MY asS PREtty hard ( Read more... )

One HouR leFt in 2004:
wHen appROacHing A neW yEar soMe chOoSE to foRMULate a ResOluTIOn:
AND...
after HOURS of diliberating, it finally hit ME, my one true purpose in LIFE is to find a BOX of money.

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him." [Mike Tysons Comment on The Lennox Lewis Fight]

The quikest way to a girls bed is through her parents, have sex with them and your in
-Zap Brannigan

You must smoke peace pipe, and you must do it peacefully, or we'll kill you.

Well, I'll go build my own my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!
-bENder

You were all for preserving Hitler's brain, but putting it inside a shark's body...THAT'S GOING TOO FAR!!

work bites all ass, fuck you minimum wage

"Minimum wage is the lowest they can legally pay you, oh they would like to pay me less, but they cant legally, you see i win"
-DavID croSs

holy shit