[There is just...noise. And the screen is moving around frantically while a deep, throaty chuckle rings out behind it, accompanied by the chattering of a less than impressed butler-bot
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[Tavros stares at the screen, blinks, then bursts out laughing.
Said troll is looking a little different right now, right down to his posture. Far more confident than usual, standing on real legs, streaks of red dyed into his hair.]
Gamzee just kind of...stares and blinks, for a minute here, because Tavros has never flat out laughed at him before.
But soon enough, he's laughing too, spreading his arms wide as if to display himself. He was just beatboxing for him, after all.] No fuckin' shit, brother--got a whole lot of a motherfucker that he didn't have before!
[He forgets about being stuck and tries to cock his head to the side--which obviously don't work.] ...when'd you get them wicked strawberry-stripes?
Heh. [He smiles wide, all his teeth showing. His extra-big, extra-sharp teeth.]
I--
--hell yeah, brother! All--could put a foot here [He points to one shoulder] and that other motherfucker here [he points to the other] and...hold on to a supersized motherfucker's horns! Bet I could jump crazy fucking high so a Tavbro could feel all like he was flying.
Gamzee flushes indigo through the cracks in the facepaint that's spread much too thin on his larger face, looking at Tavros wide-eyed. There's nowhere to go to pretend he's not genuinely kind of--
--One side of his mouth turns up in a lopsided smirk.]
Gettin' down with them RAWRs like a fucking champ, for real...minus all that wiggler shit. [He kind of wiggles his head around in a vain attempt to free himself, forcing some questionable sounds from the ceiling, before looking down at Tavros and quirking an eyebrow. Hopefully, all that indigo in his face is gone by now. Maybe.]
...uh.
[Gamzee stretches a hand down as far as he can, palm up. His hands are easily ten times the size of Tavros's.] Think a motherfucker can get his fuckin' shimmy on?
[Gamzee tries to stay still as Tavros makes his way up, because he wants to help him but every time he moves, the pipe near his horn is clanking and....that whole "waterfall" situation looks more likely. No thank you. Water was not Gamzee's favorite thing, not by a long shot.]
--hey!
Fuckin' shit, Tav--! A motherfucker got--
[He invades Tav's personal space and pokes at a leg, near the knee, with one big finger.] --his old fucking legs all back and kickin'!
[Gam lets out a little grunt when Tavros uses his hair as leverage, but really it doesn't hurt that much. He's much too big to really register it. More like a little fly on his scalp, tugging.] Damn, brother. Like a regular motherfucking barrel-throwin' apemonkey.
[He pauses when Tavros is closer to his face. Huh.]
[Tavros is laughing again.] I can see the whole room from up here!
[And while he's there, he reaches over to tap Gamzee on the nose.]
Alright, I think if I can get up on your head here we can fix this. Might be a little uncomfortable, but I'm going to push down on your head with my feet.
Better than awesome, brother! Suit you all like a perfect motherfuckin' thing.
And yeah, me too!
[Which was probably obvious, given the fact that HE was the tall thing being stood on for said view. Was that a stupid thing to say? Gamzee never thought anything he ever said was stupid, before. He never even had the thought that maybe it possibly could be taken that way, because it was so much easier to just let things spill out of your mouth and not worry about where they landed or how they landed, because you were busy moving on to the next thing.
Tavros being this touchy and familiar with you is something you could get used to, though. Tavros is acting like you used to. Just doing what feels right and not worrying about anything else. Isn't he?
Maybe that means being all close and familiar and smiling with you and at you is what feels right for Tavros.
You go ahead and let that probably-mostly-incorrect thought carry you into your next wide, stupid-ass smile.]
No Tavbrother could ever make this motherfucker get his uncomfort on
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[Tavros stares at the screen, blinks, then bursts out laughing.
Said troll is looking a little different right now, right down to his posture. Far more confident than usual, standing on real legs, streaks of red dyed into his hair.]
Holy shit, you're huge! Look at all that troll.
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Gamzee just kind of...stares and blinks, for a minute here, because Tavros has never flat out laughed at him before.
But soon enough, he's laughing too, spreading his arms wide as if to display himself. He was just beatboxing for him, after all.] No fuckin' shit, brother--got a whole lot of a motherfucker that he didn't have before!
[He forgets about being stuck and tries to cock his head to the side--which obviously don't work.] ...when'd you get them wicked strawberry-stripes?
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[He has a feeling he should be more bothered about this than he is, but he ignores it.]
Think I could like... hop up on your shoulders, maybe? Because that would be awesome.
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I--
--hell yeah, brother! All--could put a foot here [He points to one shoulder] and that other motherfucker here [he points to the other] and...hold on to a supersized motherfucker's horns! Bet I could jump crazy fucking high so a Tavbro could feel all like he was flying.
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Let me come find you so we can get you unstuck there. You look ridiculous.
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[His eyes move towards his own chest, kind of taken by surprise. But it was still okay--and he WAS stuck in the ceiling.]
Yeah! The best thing fuckin' ever!
Just need to get a motherfucker's detangle on. Think a brother might've gone and hit some plumbing.
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[Tavros is already heading in his friend's general direction.]
Don't worry, big guy. We'll have you loose in no time.
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[Well, this is awkward. It's hard not moving. But he stays as still as he can and waits for his friend who's...a lot louder, than usual.
Not that he minds.]
Always been a big motherfucker.
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[Making his way in now.
He stops to get a better look at Gamzee and his current predicament... then laughs again.]
Pfft, I'm sorry. That's almost cute.
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[...did Tavros just call him cute?
Gamzee flushes indigo through the cracks in the facepaint that's spread much too thin on his larger face, looking at Tavros wide-eyed. There's nowhere to go to pretend he's not genuinely kind of--
--One side of his mouth turns up in a lopsided smirk.]
Never'd up and crush a best motherfucker.
...bein' all stuck is fuckin' cute?
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Yeah, it's like... you're all big and RAWR, but then you've got yourself stuck like a wiggler just discovering his nubs.
[He stands in front of the larger troll, hands on his hips.]
Okay. I'm going to climb up you.
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...uh.
[Gamzee stretches a hand down as far as he can, palm up. His hands are easily ten times the size of Tavros's.] Think a motherfucker can get his fuckin' shimmy on?
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[He grins. Look at these real limbs, Gamzee. Look at them.] I'll be up there in no time, just hold still.
[And he gets to climbing relatively quickly. Don't mind him if he uses that mass of hair to help pull himself up.]
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--hey!
Fuckin' shit, Tav--! A motherfucker got--
[He invades Tav's personal space and pokes at a leg, near the knee, with one big finger.] --his old fucking legs all back and kickin'!
[Gam lets out a little grunt when Tavros uses his hair as leverage, but really it doesn't hurt that much. He's much too big to really register it. More like a little fly on his scalp, tugging.] Damn, brother. Like a regular motherfucking barrel-throwin' apemonkey.
[He pauses when Tavros is closer to his face. Huh.]
...hi.
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[Tavros is laughing again.] I can see the whole room from up here!
[And while he's there, he reaches over to tap Gamzee on the nose.]
Alright, I think if I can get up on your head here we can fix this. Might be a little uncomfortable, but I'm going to push down on your head with my feet.
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And yeah, me too!
[Which was probably obvious, given the fact that HE was the tall thing being stood on for said view. Was that a stupid thing to say? Gamzee never thought anything he ever said was stupid, before. He never even had the thought that maybe it possibly could be taken that way, because it was so much easier to just let things spill out of your mouth and not worry about where they landed or how they landed, because you were busy moving on to the next thing.
Tavros being this touchy and familiar with you is something you could get used to, though. Tavros is acting like you used to. Just doing what feels right and not worrying about anything else. Isn't he?
Maybe that means being all close and familiar and smiling with you and at you is what feels right for Tavros.
You go ahead and let that probably-mostly-incorrect thought carry you into your next wide, stupid-ass smile.]
No Tavbrother could ever make this motherfucker get his uncomfort on ( ... )
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