GaMzEe MaKaRa ♑ ThIrD hOnK ♑ Video (backdated to Sunday night)

[juggalulz]

[There is just...noise. And the screen is moving around frantically while a deep, throaty chuckle rings out behind it, accompanied by the chattering of a less than impressed butler-bot

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[onteamdyson]

... You weren't kidding about the tall.

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[juggalulz]

Told a sister so.

...uh. Even though this shit all up and kinda...

...new-ish like.

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[onteamdyson]

How new-ish? Because either I was SERIOUSLY WASTED that one night, or you weren't THAT tall...

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[juggalulz]

Naw, like...fuckin' woke up and stood up and got a motherfucking horn full of ceiling meat.

[He points up with one claw. His finger is probably the size of Kenzi's forearm.]

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[withstoodtime]

[DOSE BEATS.]

Makara-san? Is that you?

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[juggalulz]

[GET DOWN GURL GO 'HEAD GET DOWN]

Sister-san?

How'd a motherfucker know it was me?

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[withstoodtime]

Well, you kinda look the same even though you're really tall and kinda scary looking. You even talk the same way.

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[juggalulz]

...scary?

A brother can't really bring on that sweet fuckin' voodoo all screwed into the top of the room.

[dependabull]

...Gamzee?

[Tavros stares at the screen, blinks, then bursts out laughing.

Said troll is looking a little different right now, right down to his posture. Far more confident than usual, standing on real legs, streaks of red dyed into his hair.]

Holy shit, you're huge! Look at all that troll.

[juggalulz]

[Whoa.

Gamzee just kind of...stares and blinks, for a minute here, because Tavros has never flat out laughed at him before.

But soon enough, he's laughing too, spreading his arms wide as if to display himself. He was just beatboxing for him, after all.] No fuckin' shit, brother--got a whole lot of a motherfucker that he didn't have before!

[He forgets about being stuck and tries to cock his head to the side--which obviously don't work.] ...when'd you get them wicked strawberry-stripes?

[dependabull]

I'm guessing about the same time you doubled in size.

[He has a feeling he should be more bothered about this than he is, but he ignores it.]

Think I could like... hop up on your shoulders, maybe? Because that would be awesome.

[juggalulz]

Heh. [He smiles wide, all his teeth showing. His extra-big, extra-sharp teeth.]

I--

--hell yeah, brother! All--could put a foot here [He points to one shoulder] and that other motherfucker here [he points to the other] and...hold on to a supersized motherfucker's horns! Bet I could jump crazy fucking high so a Tavbro could feel all like he was flying.

[braidedduckbutt]

Oh whoa.

[she starts trying to beat box back. she sounds like a dying duck squawcking]

[juggalulz]

[Gamzee's eyes light up and he snorts laughing, but then cuts himself off to bob his head (which is hard, when you can only move it a very small amount).] Feel that motherfuckin' flow!

Sister Honk's all done this shit before!

[sufferheir]

[Holy fuck what the fuck.]

[Karkat looks pretty stunned, but also preemptively annoyed by the predicament.]

Holy god what kind of bullshit cornucopia is this week, anyway?

Has this been resolved yet?

[juggalulz]

Don't even got the fucking start of a clue about this shit, best friend. Just woke up all big-sized.

Think a Tavbrother's on his way.

[So no, Karkat. No. He's still stuck.]

...culled the fuck outta this top block, though.

[sufferheir]

Right. Fuck. Well.

You're not the only one weird shit happened to.

Just. Try not to like...move or like. Break things. I'll get there as fast as I fucking can.

[He shifts it to audio for the moment, and ostensibly starts moving.]

[juggalulz]

Right by one of those motherfuckin' watervein. Think I can fuckin' feel this hive getting his fucking pulse on next to a brother's side horn.

What going on with an invertabrother?