GaMzEe MaKaRa ♑ ThIrD hOnK ♑ Video (backdated to Sunday night)

[juggalulz]

[There is just...noise. And the screen is moving around frantically while a deep, throaty chuckle rings out behind it, accompanied by the chattering of a less than impressed butler-bot

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[onteamdyson]

... You weren't kidding about the tall.

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[juggalulz]

Told a sister so.

...uh. Even though this shit all up and kinda...

...new-ish like.

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[onteamdyson]

How new-ish? Because either I was SERIOUSLY WASTED that one night, or you weren't THAT tall...

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[juggalulz]

Naw, like...fuckin' woke up and stood up and got a motherfucking horn full of ceiling meat.

[He points up with one claw. His finger is probably the size of Kenzi's forearm.]

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[onteamdyson]

... So you're stuck... in the ceiling?

[Okay, do NOT laugh at the giant troll. Don't do it. Don't you dare fucking do it-- and she's doing it.]

ARE YOU SERIOUS?! This only happens in hilarious 80's comedies and cartoons! Oh my god, you are my favourite freakin' troll. Do you need help getting unstuck?! This is... this is the greatest moment of my life!

... And I could probably help you out. I got mind powers.

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[juggalulz]

Not all up on purpose.

[He thinks that maybe she's making fun, but she's complimenting him, he's pretty sure--so he smiles, all his fangs showing.] Naw, sister...two of my best motherfuckers all on their merry fuckin' way here to unstick a clownbro.

[That makes him scowl, only for a moment.]

Like a spidersis?

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[onteamdyson]

Okay, awesome. As long as you don't have to spend the whole week stuck at your house. [Fuck yes I went there.]

Where are you going to sleep!?

[Wait, what?! Her expression is all shock and awe]

Spidersis... Vriska? Vriska has mind powers?! I didn't even know. Mine are probably way better. I can like... here, check this.

[She pans over to a sock on the floor and holds her hand out in view of the 'berry. The sock floats up and into her hand]

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[juggalulz]

This motherfucker can all just make a big-ass troll-sized hole in the hivewall, probably. Sleeping outside's way better than being all cramped and shit squishedways in a hive, anyway.

[He scowls a little more.] She got some nasty bullshit-voodoo she can pull. Don't invite a spiderbitch up inside your noggin, sister.

[He watches, suddenly amused again.]

Can a sister do that with her own self?

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[onteamdyson]

Okay, but if you get cold, you better let me know.

[Huh. So she wasn't kidding about that. Kenzi frowns slightly] If your pinky wouldn't crush me, I'd totally pinky swear.

[As for the question... She smiled as she slowly, VERY slowly, floated all the way up until her head was touching the ceiling.]

Not for very long.

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[juggalulz]

Shiiiiiiiit.

This motherfucker'd be mind-zooming his self all up and over this fuckin' place. Or outta this room, at least.

No worries, Ken-sister. Always liked sleeping outside better than trying to get my fuckin' nap on inside. If there was a big ole pile of motherfucking sand, I'd be right the fuck at home.

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[onteamdyson]

Did you used to live in a desert or something?

[She slowly sort of falls forward until she's floating in the air while looking like she's lying on her stomach, cradling her head in her hands. Story time!]

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[juggalulz]

Naw, not a desert. On a shore. With the big, bad, motherfuckin' ocean at my hivestoop.

Used to up and sleep out there, a lotta times.

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[onteamdyson]

Holy BALLS! If I had beach real estate, I'd be sleeping out there, too! Sleeping outside is waaaay less glamorous and awesome where I'm from. Trust me.

I bet you got all the beach hunnies in trollkinis, huh?

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[juggalulz]

The colors were pretty fucking sick, out there. Even if it was so close to that motherfuckin' bullshit lair of an ocean.

...hunnies?