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Twenty-First Spark! Accidental Video

Aug 27, 2011 23:26

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW THIS ISN’T EVEN FAIR VAL WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT JERK’S FLAG IN TINY FORM IN A BALLOON AND SMASH IT ON MY FACE WHAT A HORRIBLE STUPID AWFUL REALLY FREAKING BAD WAY TO WAKE UP!

[Hey Facility. Guess who’s back! And just in time, too. At first the feed just shows a blank white wall while he yells, with banging and the sounds of a ( Read more... )

c: rainbow dash, alfred f jones (america), c: rin okumura, c: yukina

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[Video] 1/2 bit_awuss August 28 2011, 03:47:10 UTC

HOLYFUCKYOU'REALIVEDOYOUKNOWHOWLONGITSBEENITHOUGHTYOUWERENEVERFUCKINGCOMINGBACKANDYOUWEREGOINGTOENDUPONTHETERMINATIONLIST. IWOULDHAVEFUCKINGBLOWNAFUCKINGGASKETIFTHATWERETOACTUALLYFUCKINGHAPPE-

[So you know what happens when someone can talk a lot without having to take a breath? That.]

[Video] 2/3 I LIED bit_awuss August 28 2011, 03:48:55 UTC

No, you're not a vampire. You died, so I assume that it didn't actually affect you.

I mean, the only way that you could turn into a vampire was if you were given my blood in return or some shit. At least, that's what happened when I turned into a vampire.

[LONGGGGG PAUSE.] If you're going to beat my shit...I mean. I'm pretty sure you want to. You can. Like, fuck, I'm really fucking sorry. I didn't mean to kill you.

[Video] 3/3 bit_awuss August 28 2011, 03:49:36 UTC

No. Seriously. I am fucking sorry about that. I fucking really didn't mean to kill you. Fuck.

Fuck...

Sorry.

[Video] empyreanistic August 28 2011, 03:56:35 UTC

Wait wait wait wait YOU JUST HOLD THE PHONE THERE, MISTER-- MISTER SCARY VAMPIRE, I AM TOTALLY NOT EVEN AFRAID OF YOU! [Says the nation very quickly retreating underneath his sheets, which his face matches the color of, and cowering against the wall] You are telling me that you-- yooou bit me. And I'm not a vampire. And you're 100% sure that I'm not gonna wake up in the middle of the night and dig myself a grave and sleep in a coffin and try to suck the blood out of everyone I encounter, and I can't turn into a bat, and I don't have to wear a stupid black freaky cape or talk in a weird accent or-- or any of that freaky vampire shit. You're absolutely sure?

[Video] bit_awuss August 28 2011, 04:11:26 UTC

What the fuck? If I'm not scary, don't give me the fucking title 'mister scary vampire.' That's counterproductive AS FUCK. [And he doesn't give a shit.] Yes. I bit you. I admit. I lost all self fucking restraint I had and killed you. But calm the fuck down. There's really fucking obvious ways to tell you're a goddamn vampire. You no longer need to breath and you like the taste of blood are the most obvious. So if you need to fucking breath still, then you're okay.

Also, you're fucking thinking of cheesy movie vampires. Vampires don't actually sleep in graves or fucking coffins you dumb ass. And we don't wear capes and shit. I'm just British you sod.

[Video] empyreanistic August 28 2011, 04:20:30 UTC

Mister British Vampire! [Huff huff! He is not scared of monsters no. He is fine. FINE. That's why he's shivering and panting and checking his pulse] I'm breathing! I'm breathing a lot. [Cue several very quick in-and-out-and-in-and-out breaths like he's proving it] I have a heartbeat too. That's good right? And no delayed reaction? ...and for the record I was never scared I was just. testing you. Yup.

Of course that's real, otherwise why would it be in movies?? Duh!

Re: [Video] bit_awuss August 28 2011, 05:33:10 UTC

Conrad. Conrad is my fucking name. Sheesh. [He really doesn't care if you're afraid of him or not. He's terrified of practically everyone who tries to start shit with him because he's a pansy.] If you need to breathe and you got a heartbeat, you're not a vampire. Being a vampire means you're technically dead as fuck.

I sleep on a fucking bed. I can tell you the shit that's actually true and what isn't.

[Video] empyreanistic August 29 2011, 22:02:15 UTC

Conrad. Vampires have names? Shouldn't there be a V in there somewhere? [Alfred looks THRILLED] Yes!! Not a vampire!! I'm just a normal nation! Your infection plan didn't work!

Why would the vampire movies be wrong? 'Cept those books. They got movies made. They're totally wrong.

[Video] bit_awuss August 31 2011, 21:48:20 UTC

I was human before I turned into a vampire you numbnut. I had a fucking name before, and my name is still the same after. Why the fuck would there be a V in my name? [Facepalm. He does it.] I wasn't trying to infect you holy fuck.

Because they're based off shitty stereotypes that were established in books. You'd think meeting an actual vampire would make you realize just how terrible those stereotypes are.

[Video] empyreanistic September 1 2011, 04:19:56 UTC

So you weren't born a little squirmy baby vampire from Mommy Vamp and Daddy Dracula? ....can that happen? It would so cute!

No, you're just a weird vampire! Stereotypes are based on truth ya know.

[Video] bit_awuss September 1 2011, 08:37:46 UTC

What the f-No. I was very much alive and grew up. I wasn't born from vampire parents. [He wants to facepalm so hard at the cute statement.]

W-[No. He's not going to argue this. This is stupid.] Yeah. Sure. I'm jsut a really weird vampire. That's it.

[Video] empyreanistic September 8 2011, 06:07:00 UTC

But can that even happen? The vampire baby thing?

[Video] bit_awuss September 8 2011, 10:16:25 UTC

Wow, uhm. Fuck if I know. I'm not a paranormal expert or some shit.

[Video] does he utterly hate alfred yet xD empyreanistic September 8 2011, 23:35:15 UTC

You're a vampire, dude! It's like part of your job to know this crap! Come on, you have to know all the boring historical crap to pad your evil monologues!

[Video] He can't hate someone he killed out of the blue OTL bit_awuss September 9 2011, 08:17:12 UTC

Okay. First of all. I didn't ask to be a fucking vampire. I didn't want a fucking vampire in my place then suddenly grabbed me and took me to a roof just so she can drink my fucking blood and leave me to die.

Second, being turned into a vampire doesn't suddenly give you the advance knowledge of how the fuck this shit works.

What the fuck? Evil monologues?

[Video] awwwww poor guy. Alfred just likes annoying him >> empyreanistic September 9 2011, 15:15:01 UTC

[Don't mind Alfred staring in horror] She just like-- attacked you?! How long have you been a vampire? And why did you turn into one if she just drank your blood, doesn't that mean I'll be one too?

I dunno that's what bad-guy vamps do on TV. [Yes Alfred and clearly that's who you should be listening to]

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