Twenty-First Spark! Accidental Video
OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW THIS ISN’T EVEN FAIR VAL WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT JERK’S FLAG IN TINY FORM IN A BALLOON AND SMASH IT ON MY FACE WHAT A HORRIBLE STUPID AWFUL REALLY FREAKING BAD WAY TO WAKE UP!
[Hey Facility. Guess who’s back! And just in time, too. At first the feed just shows a blank white wall while he yells, with banging and the sounds of a grown man thrashing around on the floor in the sheets before Alfred, rumpled and with a sheet half on his head, pops up from the opposite edge of the bed, blinking. There’s purple paint on his face, and embedded in it are little confetti British flags.
Yeah. Someone doesn’t look amused]
So. That was a great way to wake up, what did I even miss? I had this whole great plan about how we were gonna break out-by the way, does anyone have like… four logs, and some steel, and a welding set and a very very small garden gnome? ‘Cause those can totally help, I-
[A pause, and his face goes stricken] Wh-wh-what happened to the freaky monster guy? OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS, THERE’S LIKE A SCARY BLOODSUCKING MONSTER THING LOOSE, WATCH OUT, HE ALREADY [Alfred reaches up to his neck, feels the wounds clearly leaking blood now like two twin pinpricks, and promptly goes sheet white]
DOES THIS MEAN I’M A VAMPIRE NOW?!
[and then the feed times out]
[Hey Facility. Guess who’s back! And just in time, too. At first the feed just shows a blank white wall while he yells, with banging and the sounds of a grown man thrashing around on the floor in the sheets before Alfred, rumpled and with a sheet half on his head, pops up from the opposite edge of the bed, blinking. There’s purple paint on his face, and embedded in it are little confetti British flags.
Yeah. Someone doesn’t look amused]
So. That was a great way to wake up, what did I even miss? I had this whole great plan about how we were gonna break out-by the way, does anyone have like… four logs, and some steel, and a welding set and a very very small garden gnome? ‘Cause those can totally help, I-
[A pause, and his face goes stricken] Wh-wh-what happened to the freaky monster guy? OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS, THERE’S LIKE A SCARY BLOODSUCKING MONSTER THING LOOSE, WATCH OUT, HE ALREADY [Alfred reaches up to his neck, feels the wounds clearly leaking blood now like two twin pinpricks, and promptly goes sheet white]
DOES THIS MEAN I’M A VAMPIRE NOW?!
[and then the feed times out]