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Fifteenth Crescent [text]

Aug 03, 2011 20:37

I felt it necessary to inform everyone through no small amount of coercion that I, Remus John Lupin, am a werewolf.

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Are you alright?

remus lupin, c: rin okumura, c: suki, c: peregrine mendicant, c: eridan ampora

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[Text] bit_awuss August 4 2011, 00:50:16 UTC

I'm a fucking vampire. Whoopdifuckingdo. Congratulations. You're like an acquaintance of mine. She's a werewolf too.

I doubt people here really care if you are one or not. Or maybe they're just fucking retards who think that makes you something worth ostracizing even though this place is full of weirdos.

[text] pleniluniumet August 4 2011, 01:00:02 UTC

A vampire? Really.

...if that were the case, I would be very relieved. The attitude toward werewolves is vastly more discriminatory where I come from.

[text] bit_awuss August 4 2011, 01:03:29 UTC

I usually don't tell random people because it isn't their fucking business, but I was told to go out and tell it or I'd just keep getting stabbed in the neck with these fucking collars. Now I'm just bleeding all over the fucking place.

Well, I don't know shit, but people are fine about it where I am. But this is only because I hang out with some crazy fuck who attracts weird shit, a zombie, a crazy fuck who's barely licensed to be a doctor and werewolf. My choices are pretty weird.

[text] pleniluniumet August 4 2011, 01:06:54 UTC

If you need medical attention you should tell someone; we've got wonderful healers in this place who've dealt with vampires before.

It sounds... wonderful, honestly. If a little strange. But I think anything is preferable to how we're treated at home.

[text] bit_awuss August 4 2011, 04:07:20 UTC

I'm fine. I don't need some random stranger coming to my room because I'm bleeding or some shit.

Well, I doubt you'll be treated like shit here. People here are pretty fucking weird themselves anyways.

[text] pleniluniumet August 5 2011, 16:35:45 UTC

Regardless you may want to get to know the healers. They're very useful and in my experience, very helpful without being intrusive.

...thank you for the vote of confidence, I suppose.

[text] bit_awuss August 5 2011, 21:34:16 UTC

I'm okay. I just need to get a first aid kit or some shit. It's not like it killed me. This fucking experiment is stupid as fuck.

First it tries strangling me then it tries stabbing me? Fucking christ, why not just come at me with an angry mob while you're at it.

...Your welcome? I guess.

[text] pleniluniumet August 6 2011, 20:35:25 UTC

That's one way of putting it, yes. It's certainly ridiculous.

Don't give her ideas; she may try that next. A small army of angry communicators, perhaps.

[text] bit_awuss August 7 2011, 20:18:44 UTC

I doubt a small army of communicators will be all that scary. Couldn't you just kick or step on them?

[text] pleniluniumet August 9 2011, 01:02:54 UTC

You would be surprised how terrifying small things can be when attacking en masse. Doxies, chihuahuas, and gnomes come to mind.

[text] bit_awuss August 9 2011, 02:10:58 UTC

Wait.

You got attacked by a bunch of chihuahuas? [This is apparently the most important part of their conversation. Didn't you know?]

[text] pleniluniumet August 9 2011, 02:16:24 UTC

When I was nine years old.

They're horrifying little buggers.

[text] bit_awuss August 12 2011, 23:30:42 UTC

That sucks holy fuck.

I hate them, so whatever they can fucking burn. Annoying little shits.

[text] pleniluniumet August 13 2011, 05:59:27 UTC

Burning them would smell awful you realize.

[text] bit_awuss August 13 2011, 06:36:01 UTC

What do you want to do? Hide them in a ditch?

[text] pleniluniumet August 13 2011, 07:15:46 UTC

Perhaps smelling salts. I hear lavender is nice.

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