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80 hours of gameplay so far in zelda

wednesday ( Read more... )

ill give a shiny nickel to the boy or girl who shoots me in the face first

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How can we be trusted to elect our leaders when fast food restaurants don't even trust us enough to leave out the napkins?

girls: haha you looked hot from far away
me: haha you didnt

i shaved my head

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