i still think about that calzone sometimes

[_vendetta]

last october i failed to finish a really fun bike race. failing to finish (also called "dead fucking last" or dfl) is sort of my style in these type of things. i feel it shows just the right lack of effort, like if i had cared to abide by the rules i might have won. since it was in oakland i most assuredly would not have won and am clearly

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[stomptokyo]

loser. and way to not text me back EVER

[_vendetta]

i have too many tattoos for you now. although one is a kraken.

[stomptokyo]

you need to stop recycling all my old ideas

[_vendetta]

oh gosh you're right. man why did i ever stop responding to your texts you're so fun.

[timed]

I adore your journal. Can we be (internet) friends?

[_vendetta]

wonderful! i'd be thrilled.