calling the_familiar

[_unhurt_]

hello there! sweetness! no, no, no it's fine. please stop looking so suspicious. and put the knife down. thank you. now, if you would just look over here -

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[bluebrocade]

WHERE ARE THE KITTENS, BIATCH?!?!

[lipsum]

*behind bluebrocade, in classic henchperson style* yeah! kittens!

[_unhurt_]

there could be kittens.

invisible kittens!

[joandarck]

Sure, I'll offer you asylum!

What?

[shihadchick]

Having mental image of unhurt sprinting alllll the way between Her Place and Yours and then careening into your apartment yelling "JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAN!"

And then the cat will pounce on her and then there really WILL be kitty-content in this post.

*is pleased with this concept*

*ignores entire rest of poll in order to save brain*

Unhurt? You can hide out at my place, too, if you need to. Or, you know, en route to Joan's. I can share!

[_unhurt_]

*ignores entire rest of poll in order to save brain*

good point. *protects shihadchick's brain* you may need that at some point!

have you got an attic? i could lurk suspiciously up there. have you ever seen shallow grave?

[shihadchick]

brain: *is protected, gurgles happily*

and, yes, i might. hrm. good point.

we kind of do, but also? we have what's essentially a granny flat in the garage. double bed, fridge, own bathroom with shower... *TEMPTS!* and yes, i've seen shallow grave, albeit many many y ears ago.

[hieronymousmosh]

You, my dear, are a terrible liar. OH SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE TRUNBULL/TORI I will even forgive lack of Dean/Pee stick in such a masterpiece

I checked out the foreskins link earlier (because hey, who wouldn't?) and wow. They're kinda disgusting, aren't they?

*cough* check spelling of familiar *cough* don't let her escape her calling due to a loophole!

[_unhurt_]

i may be a terrible liar but you -

OH SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE TURNBULL/TORI I will even forgive lack of Dean/Pee stick in such a masterpiece

you are a terrible human being!

(in the uk foreskins are pretty much standard issue. though, ok, that site was not exactly full of the pretty.)

fixed! thanks. i fix your trunbull too!

[hieronymousmosh]

you are a terrible human being!

It would be a comedy of errors! How can you be mad at a comedy of errors? (and I'm not the one who came up with using it to stir coffee.)

And the foreskin site apparently went out of its way to find the most "wormlike" of foreskins (or perhaps I've just previously been smiled upon by the gods of more attractive foreskins) which was disturbing.

fixed! thanks. i fix your trunbull too!
hee. you are so helpful! that was the sort of thing that could have led to Turnbull's Evil Twin Trunbull/Tori Spelling (+ Dean/Pee Stick/Turbull-the-Good-Twin)

[hellison]

*I* wrote you a story, because *I* am TWOOO FRIEND! Tho. It has no porn.

[_unhurt_]

*blinks*

i see you've been assimilated by the collective!

[hellison]

Heeeeelp MEEEEEEEEEEE

It is in my BRANE now and will never come out :/

[fenlings]

The sad part is Turnbull would totally get a tattoo of her face to prove he's a Really Big Fan.

[_unhurt_]

i.. oooh. because if ckr's tattoo can also be ray's tattoo, ok, yes, we can retrospectively insert dean's tasteful and understated adornment into dS canon too?

cunning!

[lipsum]

We never saw Turnbull's bare arm, so the *absence* of a tattoo is *not* canon. :D

[joandarck]

We never saw.... Turnbull's bare arm.

Er.