calling the_familiar

[_unhurt_]

hello there! sweetness! no, no, no it's fine. please stop looking so suspicious. and put the knife down. thank you. now, if you would just look over here -

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[joandarck]

Sure, I'll offer you asylum!

What?

[shihadchick]

Having mental image of unhurt sprinting alllll the way between Her Place and Yours and then careening into your apartment yelling "JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAN!"

And then the cat will pounce on her and then there really WILL be kitty-content in this post.

*is pleased with this concept*

*ignores entire rest of poll in order to save brain*

Unhurt? You can hide out at my place, too, if you need to. Or, you know, en route to Joan's. I can share!

[_unhurt_]

*ignores entire rest of poll in order to save brain*

good point. *protects shihadchick's brain* you may need that at some point!

have you got an attic? i could lurk suspiciously up there. have you ever seen shallow grave?

[shihadchick]

brain: *is protected, gurgles happily*

and, yes, i might. hrm. good point.

we kind of do, but also? we have what's essentially a granny flat in the garage. double bed, fridge, own bathroom with shower... *TEMPTS!* and yes, i've seen shallow grave, albeit many many y ears ago.

[_unhurt_]

are you arresting me?

\u/

or, wait...

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[joandarck]

UNHURTLEOBENARMS!!!1!

[_unhurt_]

yes! yes! and now i want to make unhurt arms but of course i can't because - restrained!

liking that way too much. Icon is smirking...

[joandarck]

Uh-oh, smirking, that sounds a little sinister! Although, it might be good for his... you know, problems...

*uncuffs you just in case*

[_unhurt_]

*rubs wrists sadly*

[joandarck]

*pets you and icon*

*all right, fine, fine, and also the damn martens, quit holding them up at me and looking accusing, icon!*

[joandarck]

(oh! is that an f-locked post mention thing only? please delete if so!)

[_unhurt_]

(no, no, you are fine! also, i am jesting about handcuffs and Icon here. i think the martens are probably the least of my concerns...)