huh, i am getting blank comment notifications - they show what people are replying to, but i have to come here or to the message centre to actually see the comment.
p.s. please do not sully the giant lizard sex with WS.
This reminds me that I was recently on an EPIC QUEST to find out about turtle penises. And if they're retractable. The quest was spurred by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fandom summary at crack_van, and how there is porn but the turtles have no visible genitalia. (Perhaps they are like Centauri, with tentacles hidden beneath their shell?) Sadly, my quest for turtle penis information was a failure. There is not much out there. Why aren't people more interested in turtle sex??? Dinosaurs get all the play.
i prefer my sex human. or at least, not actively involving weird sex organs (i used to lurk in DS9 fandom a bit, and from time to time i would be terrified by descriptions of cardassian genitals.)
Oh I'm TOTALLY WITH YOU about the Cardassian genitalia. That's the only reason I haven't falled headfirst into Garak/Bashir. (The *ridges*.) This is just academic curiousity though.
yeah, i really like their dynamic, and i'm happy for them to proceed with the sexing up to a a point. that point being the appearance of weirdy alien penises and loving descriptions of the same! just, you know, pretend they're more or less like human ones, ffs! after all, their hands look similar. extrapolate to other appendages please!
i have a secret shame: i used to read kira/dukat. apparently that makes me a spacenazi sympathiser or something.
a late-night borderline-soft-porn bad sci-fi feature? a band of scientists determined to push the limits of knowledge travel back in time to observe the mating habits of the dinosaurs. but something is happening to them - it seems that dino-hormones have a devastating effect on the human libido. dinosaurs made them do it!
i was STALLED by the visitors. and tonight, slightly* too drunk. but, damn the eyes of the universe, i will finish the dragon thing (though i refuse to Make Hormones Make Them Do It)! it is (short) schmoopy pants, though - be warned!
*four beers and three glasses of wine is 'slightly' right? *falls over*
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I now have William Shatner, complete with star treck uniform, teaching the dinosaurs how to love...
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p.s. please do not sully the giant lizard sex with WS.
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Do you think I *like* what I have become?
*cries*
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Welcome to the HELL my life has become.
Also, best line evar *sniggers quietly*
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This reminds me that I was recently on an EPIC QUEST to find out about turtle penises. And if they're retractable. The quest was spurred by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fandom summary at crack_van, and how there is porn but the turtles have no visible genitalia. (Perhaps they are like Centauri, with tentacles hidden beneath their shell?) Sadly, my quest for turtle penis information was a failure. There is not much out there. Why aren't people more interested in turtle sex??? Dinosaurs get all the play.
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oh, some people are. *glares at the_familiar*
i prefer my sex human. or at least, not actively involving weird sex organs (i used to lurk in DS9 fandom a bit, and from time to time i would be terrified by descriptions of cardassian genitals.)
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i have a secret shame: i used to read kira/dukat. apparently that makes me a spacenazi sympathiser or something.
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Why can't it be me?
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*giggles* That sounds a whooole lot like a movie tagline for something on the SciFi channel.
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*four beers and three glasses of wine is 'slightly' right? *falls over*
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