more breaking dawn lulz

[_thirty2flavors]

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[miss_mady]

OMFG YOU WIN YOU WIN YOU WIN.

[_thirty2flavors]

WHY THANK YOU

seriously though this may be the funniest bit of teh book so far.

[miss_mady]

LOL IT'S SO TRUE TOO.

It's basically LET'S HAVE SEX NAO SINCE YOU'RE GORGEOUS & I'M GORGEOUS.

[miss_mishi]

lmao YES. MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE OF LOVE. I was just talking about this with someone, the anchorman reference.

[_thirty2flavors]

I LOVE ANCHORMAN AND ANCHORMAN REFERENCES> I am glad you are around to understand them.

Also, Nympho!Bella is the funniest thign I've ever encountered. God she is such a horny bitch, I love it.

[crinkledpaper]

It explains why he was so eager to stalk Bella while she slept. He probably was cooped up in his room composing music to cover up the wall rattlings before she came along.

[christycorr]

Edward leaned his head against the same shoulder where he'd placed Renesmee. "Goodbye, Jacob, my brother. . . my son."

*dies*

[twinsuns]

That line killed me too. :s

[twinsuns]

Haha, yeah. That would be a little awkward, with all the family kind of grinning at you about it. Emmett was full of win for making fun of them though. :p

....Guh, this book was bad... :/