more breaking dawn lulz
LIRL
SO BELLA'S BIRTHDAY GIFT IS HILARIOUS
Oh my God this scene is hilarious. For those who don't know what i'm talking about, here is a basic summary:
vamp!Bella (during sex, I believe?): SO... since neither of us have to sleep/eat/pee ever again, we could hypothetically have sex FOREVER.
Edward: Yes.
Bella: So why aren't all the couples in your family having sex ALL THE TIME because SEX IS SO AWESOME and I am kind of a nympho?
Edward: Well basically that's what they do for the 8 hours a night humans are usually asleep. My ~virtue~ is why I am such a huge nerd, fyi.
Bella: Oh. LOL LOOK A RAINBOW, DO ME ON IT
God this book is so funny.