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(That feel when your livejournal post falls under the same parameters.)
That feel when you already know your comment is too irrelevant and awkward to ACTUALLY post, but you need to type the WHOLE thing exactly as you narrate it in your head, including going back and fixing grammar missteps and rewording it to be the most effective possible, before the inevitable ctrl+a and delete you knew you were going to do all along -
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That feel when you're actually kind of appreciative of being knocked down by the death plague, because it's a little distraction from how depressed you'd be feeling otherwise. -
The story of how my cat really likes blanket caves.
I'm sitting and wearing my blanket around my back like a batman. Cat comes over and starts boffing me with her nose, trying to get inside, despite that there is no entrance and the blanket is not currently in cave form. After observing her failure and frustration for a moment, I say ( Read more... ) -
Said to my cat:
"Come! Put your fat onto my fat, and we shall make a fat sandwich. (With our bones and furs as the bread.)"
And later, as he stares thoughtfully into the distance:
"You look so intelligent! So brainful. Your skull is full of brain! That's pretty cool." -
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"Why does my nearly everything hurt almost all of the time?"
*Referring to physically. .....Mostly. -
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The more I learn about everything, the more everything just seems terrible.
Is this pessimism, or just reality? -
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That feel when you're getting identical blisters on both feet, but you have only one band-aid, and you have to decide which one "deserves" it more. :(( -
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That feel when you're on vacation and you reach the point of 'fuck-it'-itude that you just start using aerosol sunscreen as hairspray. :( -
What's a good first post to make for this month? How about:
That feel when you take off your bra a the end of the day and find cat litter inside.