Thanksgiving. Pointless holiday, really, no matter what spin you try to take on it. Really the only thing worth doing on Thanksgiving is watching Food Network and comparing what they concoct with the same, oil-soaked and overly fancy dishes my mother has recently discovered and fallen in love with ( Read more... )

You scored as A classic novel. Almost everyone showers praise upon you for your depth and enduring relevance. According to your acolytes, everything you say is timeless, erudite and meaingful. Of course, none of them actually listen to you. Nobody listens to you at all, but it's fashionable to claim you as a friend. Fond of obscure words, ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, there were many students who felt tired as the end of the semester ( Read more... )

Galen is no longer allowed in pet stores without supervision.

"You're attracted to him- he's just not attractive ( Read more... )

"There's plenty of time to sleep once you've gone up a couple of dress sizes ( Read more... )

I think I am absolutely unable to remember to call student health before midnight, let alone during the hours they are open.

What part of my brain thought five cupcakes was a good idea?

"Just letting you know, this is the second time you've called in this weekend, and it will be reflected in the schedule for next week ( Read more... )

I promised Deb that Wednesday night we could have a girls' night out, in which we would eat ice cream and talk about boys. To that same end, I went to Maggie Moo's today, hoping to purchase a pint of their fat free ice cream (1 pint = 320 calories and 0 g fat). Unfortunately, the only flavor they had was vanilla. I, therefore, drove all the way ( Read more... )