Please help me on my way to buying a washing machine.   For 20 dollars (or more) and your address, I'll send you a dozen cookies! 

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) about what ( Read more... )

This is the program which reminded me that I love figure skating, back in Senior year of high school when I couldn't remember why I had even started.

And, so that I don't lose the link: the Matrix program.

I wish this girl hadn't fallen so much...

Umm... April fools?

My mom is having my ring re-cast in white gold!

Letter to the Editor, plus strangely incensed response.  Apparently my article "embodies offensive stereotypes."  Interested?

To the editor, Huslter 4-11

Passover tradition dictates that, during the week-long holiday, no flour, wheat, soy, carbohydrates or legumes may be consumed.  For the first nineteen years of my life, I have dutifully followed ( Read more... )

Who would think that a stupid piece of jewelry could make me feel so good about myself?

(even those who are sixteen years old ( Read more... )

I am so pathetic.

It is now seven pm, and my only acomplishment for the day has been breaking two nails.  Oh yeah, and I worked for a few hours.  Say... ten?