There is no such thing as Harry/Ron, I am sorry.

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From JK's much hyped/laughed at/cursed interview part 3 ;-P

MA: What color are Ron's eyes?

JKR: Ron's eyes are blue. Have I never said that, ever? [JKR covers her eyes.]

Hahahahahaha!!! I have absolutely nothing against Ron or H/R shippers, I swear, but you'd think that when a person has sexual/romantic feelings for another they'd have either

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[sherrymarie]

haha. I love you.

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*bathes in sherry love*

;-D

[fuckmeharddraco]

get in line because:

i LOVE you.

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♥♥♥!!!
Why but, thank you!

[ishtar79]

Don´t forget about the way said hair gleamed in the sunlight, or something to that effect (don´t have the exact quote, but I´ll bet you anything Adela does).

I laughed at that part of the interview too. Meh, H/R. I can understand the reasonning, but it´s just so...boring to me.

Plus, Ron=fundamentally unfuckeable.

[ackonrad]

don´t have the exact quote, but I´ll bet you anything Adela does

Sure bet! The exact quote was (and I'm not looking it up, honestly) - 'the sun gleaming in his (Draco's) white-blond head'.
Awww! It's true love.

Plus, Ron=fundamentally unfuckeable.

Just don't let both Hermione and Lavender hear you say that. ;)

[ishtar79]

Just don't let both Hermione and Lavender hear you say that. ;)

That´s just plain mean, bringing up the R/Hr. Do you want me to start quoting H/G segment at you?

Or unleash the MONSTER THAT LIVES IN HARRY´S STOMACH at you? ;)

[ackonrad]

Do you want me to start quoting H/G segment at you?

go_back_chief already did it and traumatised me for life. :( Please forgive me. You don't want me demented, do you? *pleads*

Or unleash the MONSTER THAT LIVES IN HARRY´S STOMACH at you?

ARGHHHH! *screams and runs away from monster*

[ackonrad]

Best argument for H/D ever! ♥

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Keep it simple :D!
Harry has described a few other male characters as handsome, namely Riddle, Sirius, and Cedric. But AFAIR he didn't go into too much detail, like Riddle was 'handsome', 'very handsome' 'ohhhhhhhsohandsome' all the way. Maybe (ok most likely) it's my bias, but if you don't go into detail it sounds more like stating an obvious fact. Like Harry also has acknowledged the Patil sisters' prettiness, but appeared to not feeling attracted in spite of it.

[ackonrad]

I agree that Harry has described a couple of males as handsome, but have we actually received any details about them? We know that Tom Riddle is handsome, but we don't know his eyes colour; we hear that Cedric has grey eyes ( can you tell that Harry loves grey eyes), but we hear about it only once, while Harry never forgets to inform us about Draco's eyes colour and their expression every time they meet; as for Sirius, whose eyes are grey yet again, we had to learn about their colour from JKR. Draco's the only boy about whose eyes and hair and expression and everything Harry informs us again and again. As I said, it's true love. *coos shamelessly* God, I love these boys together.

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And isn't it great that now we not only have stalker Harry who probably keeps a Draco tracking log that is formatted like this:

date: XX/XX/XX
mood: sulky
eyes: icy grey
hair: sleek and shining as ever

But also have a fanelf who informed us about Draco's very fine bones and very noble way of walking? Ahhhhhhhh how I wish there'll be more Kreacher fanelfing Draco in the next book!

And hey, good catch about the grey eyes. We certainly don't know if Riddle's hair is sleek, straight or permed!

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Resist no more and come back to us, we have a pretty & 3-D Draco here waiting for you X-D!!!