There is no such thing as Harry/Ron, I am sorry.

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From JK's much hyped/laughed at/cursed interview part 3 ;-P

MA: What color are Ron's eyes?

JKR: Ron's eyes are blue. Have I never said that, ever? [JKR covers her eyes.]

Hahahahahaha!!! I have absolutely nothing against Ron or H/R shippers, I swear, but you'd think that when a person has sexual/romantic feelings for another they'd have either

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[ackonrad]

Best argument for H/D ever! ♥

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Keep it simple :D!
Harry has described a few other male characters as handsome, namely Riddle, Sirius, and Cedric. But AFAIR he didn't go into too much detail, like Riddle was 'handsome', 'very handsome' 'ohhhhhhhsohandsome' all the way. Maybe (ok most likely) it's my bias, but if you don't go into detail it sounds more like stating an obvious fact. Like Harry also has acknowledged the Patil sisters' prettiness, but appeared to not feeling attracted in spite of it.

[ackonrad]

I agree that Harry has described a couple of males as handsome, but have we actually received any details about them? We know that Tom Riddle is handsome, but we don't know his eyes colour; we hear that Cedric has grey eyes ( can you tell that Harry loves grey eyes), but we hear about it only once, while Harry never forgets to inform us about Draco's eyes colour and their expression every time they meet; as for Sirius, whose eyes are grey yet again, we had to learn about their colour from JKR. Draco's the only boy about whose eyes and hair and expression and everything Harry informs us again and again. As I said, it's true love. *coos shamelessly* God, I love these boys together.

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And isn't it great that now we not only have stalker Harry who probably keeps a Draco tracking log that is formatted like this:

date: XX/XX/XX
mood: sulky
eyes: icy grey
hair: sleek and shining as ever

But also have a fanelf who informed us about Draco's very fine bones and very noble way of walking? Ahhhhhhhh how I wish there'll be more Kreacher fanelfing Draco in the next book!

And hey, good catch about the grey eyes. We certainly don't know if Riddle's hair is sleek, straight or permed!

[ishtar79]

date: XX/XX/XX
mood: sulky
eyes: icy grey
hair: sleek and shining as ever

The sad thing, I can actually see it? Harry is SO obvious.

And as for the Kreacher fanelfing, as much as I loved it in the book, I fear the upcoming avalanche of Draco/Kreacher fics.

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I fear the upcoming avalanche of Draco/Kreacher fics.

Well at least they'll be fluffy and pinky. I fear more about the Draco/Moaning Myrtle fics, do you think they'll come in angst flavor? No don't tell me, I don't want to know X-D!!!

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Haha the little girlfriends! The scary thing is this is almost canon.

HP's diary cont.

Kicked Kreacher's sorry elf-ass, warned him how many times already not to ogle Malfoy's backside which belongs to me, only for the side of good of course. Malfoy skipped our dateQuidditch again, is he really sick? He's lost weight again, am not pleased. I like my man slightly-muscled. Ron is being absurd. It's NOT obessession! My following Malfoy into the boy's bathroom was entirely part of my plan to battle evil.

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iCloak= thumbs up.

Day 144:

Date with Dumbledore went okay. The man knows how to leadmentor, though a bit lacking in physical appeal I have no complaint about him whatsoever because unlike certain sexy evil Slytherins, he's wholesome good. Went to DADA, Snape and Malfoy still both big gits, am beginning to think their only cure will be sex with good Gryffindor man like myself death. Hermione dropped a shamelessly heavy hint of setting appointment with shrink wizard for me, no one appreciates my heroic work of defeating evil.

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By the way, icon= V. V. good. Did you make it?

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Haha! Brilliant. Off to ogle!