For Easter, all I asked for was one Cadbury cream egg and one Reese's ( Read more... )

I watched "Uptown Girls" today, and cried...and cried...and cried. Such a good movie. I'm a perfect Molly Gunn, if you've seen it. Scared, irresponsible, always always always late, holding onto youth with ever fiber of her being. It's the truth. Not to mention the toast of the New York social scene, the freewheeling daughter of a late rock ( Read more... )

prtpink245 went around saying how I got caught dissing on nowhere2be.

Oh yeah. that bitter old queen soupcan gone and said that they saw me talking to korbinkuhlio and backstabbing menterco. Don't let me hear about that again or and I'm gonna tear off their head and s*** down their neck hole ( Read more... )

+ Amazing pedicure ( Read more... )

I'm pretty sure I could marry a UPS guy. They're just so friendly. I saw two of them today, and both smiled and one waved. They seem so genuinely happy. I mean, sure, "UPS brown" is nobody's color per se, but I could make do. Also, I just want to clear up that I'm not in it for the shorts. I'm not a leg woman. But I could learn to be one ( Read more... )

Step 1: Put your media player or what not on random.
Step 2: Pick your favorite lines from the first 25 songs that play.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from.
Step 4: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly.

1. "Whatever we deny or embrace, for worse or for better."TR
2. "We can go when we want ( Read more... )

I really liked it when I honked at a woman who was taking her sweet time walking across an intersection...and upon my doing so, she stopped in front of my car and dropped it like it was hot. Best response ever.

Julie just reminded me of it, and I hadn't posted in a long time, so there you go. I'm in a shitty mood.

LOVE

The drive here was probably the most dismal, wretched drive ever. But I got to talk to Korey for five seconds and Julie for an hour. That helped. I pulled over for a nap at a rest area when I remembered how I got stranded overnight at a rest area once...alone, (with truckers) and then I didn't want to be there anymore ( Read more... )

March is where it's at. I hated that bitch, February.

And I'm so upset about "The Bachelorette." I hate Jen Scheft. I'd send hate mail, but it'd be so graphic and violent that I'd get arrested. I'm not talking about it anymore. It just angers me too much.

*My A & P teacher jumped on his desk today to show us hyper-extensions and other movements of body parts, and when he did so, he yelled "Take out your dollar bills!" and started removing his shirt. You could think that he is either (a) creepy or (b) the most lively teacher I've ever had. I choose B...because quite frankly, it makes life better ( Read more... )