Finally see what it means to be livin'...
I'm pretty sure I could marry a UPS guy. They're just so friendly. I saw two of them today, and both smiled and one waved. They seem so genuinely happy. I mean, sure, "UPS brown" is nobody's color per se, but I could make do. Also, I just want to clear up that I'm not in it for the shorts. I'm not a leg woman. But I could learn to be one!
An old man was test-driving a new silver car of some sort. I could tell he was test-driving because of the paper on the window. Anyways, we pull up to a stop light, and he stares me down! He gives me the "let's race" eye! He thinks he's big stuff in his silver whatever-it-is. So we race, duh, I'm in a V8. It may be old, but it's a V8 nonetheless. And it's pretty much a tie. Fortunately, we have to stop at the next light. I have a chance to take home the crown. And this time, I give HIM the "let's race" eye. And then I won. I know, kind of anti-climactic, but it was my one shining moment from this whole day.
An old man was test-driving a new silver car of some sort. I could tell he was test-driving because of the paper on the window. Anyways, we pull up to a stop light, and he stares me down! He gives me the "let's race" eye! He thinks he's big stuff in his silver whatever-it-is. So we race, duh, I'm in a V8. It may be old, but it's a V8 nonetheless. And it's pretty much a tie. Fortunately, we have to stop at the next light. I have a chance to take home the crown. And this time, I give HIM the "let's race" eye. And then I won. I know, kind of anti-climactic, but it was my one shining moment from this whole day.