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"The first thing an Andalite may notice about humans, is that they walk around on only two legs. It is very strange to see so many creatures balancing that way. But, despite this, they seldom fall over."
From the Earth-Diary of Aximilli-Esgarrouth-Isthill

There are many dangers for an Andalite in human morph. For one thing, there is the constant danger that you will fall off your two legs. The slightest push and you can topple over. But worse by far is the danger of taste. Taste is the sense that can drive an Andalite mad! Especially if it involve cinnamon buns or chocolate.
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Clive Owen = T3h Sex.
If you disagree, I will fight you, that's no lie.

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Because I said I would
I decided not to post them all here, cause I'm lazy.
but...they are...HERE!

Dear Journal,
Life is good.
-Josh

I shall be opening a new store.

ASSH*LES 'R' US!

Now taking applications.

he, hehe...*Giggles*