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_pooty_

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Jul 26, 2006 00:42

I shall be opening a new store.

ASSH*LES 'R' US!

Now taking applications.

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hoopshooter July 26 2006, 08:13:38 UTC

Mark Yochum

"I'm willing to work weekends and most holidays. Overtime is a maybe, but if the pay is good, a higher chanced maybe."

when can i start?

_pooty_ July 26 2006, 08:30:03 UTC

Are you willing to work Columbus Day?

hoopshooter July 26 2006, 08:59:12 UTC

columbus day? i ate columbus day

Holiday: Columbus Day = VOID!!!!!

will work for free if i get a picture with you w/o a shirt on

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_pooty_ July 26 2006, 09:00:15 UTC

ok. fair 'nuf. Hired = You.

midnight_mase July 26 2006, 08:13:50 UTC

( pooty )

_pooty_ July 26 2006, 08:30:49 UTC

Let's do a little test, When I say black, you think what?

_esw_dragoon_77 July 26 2006, 08:32:39 UTC

Brandon Smith, that little black nigger.

_pooty_ July 26 2006, 08:36:00 UTC

You, are denied. As is Mason. Thank you for applying, You may re-apply in no fewer than 90 days.

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Oh Oh! mini_mina July 26 2006, 08:39:18 UTC

Name: Randi Condrey

Position Applied for: Crowd Control

Qualifications: A deep brooding hate for humanity, creative imagination for tortureous activities, overall abrasive attitude, Can type 150 wpm

Avilibility: Whenever you want me to work (including colombus day)

Desired Pay: Three pennies and a gummi bear (green)

Re: Oh Oh! _pooty_ July 26 2006, 08:40:54 UTC

Accepted. Can you start tomorrow? I believe you will be a valuable addition to our family.

Re: Oh Oh! mini_mina July 26 2006, 08:42:34 UTC

Of course...when do you want me!

Re: Oh Oh! _pooty_ July 26 2006, 08:43:25 UTC

Well, we're kinda casual, whenever you wanna show up'll probably be fine. I trust you.

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craizwithsword July 26 2006, 08:46:44 UTC

Application begun 1:42 AM 07/26/06

Name: Austin K. Nichols ( A.k.a Alex Mcloud)

Position applied for: Son of a bitch, or customer service. Whichever is less convienient.

Location: Hoowansta, NO

Why I think I am worthy of the Job: Lack of feeling in general, sense of nothingness, and a cynical attitude.

Activities: Being the DM.

Driver's liscence ect. : Penis.

Othernotes: Fuck the pay, jes give me the job.

_pooty_ July 26 2006, 08:48:55 UTC

Hired. You shall be paid in fetuses.

craizwithsword July 26 2006, 20:19:39 UTC

Good I need some soft-leather for a new jacket anyway.

_pooty_ July 27 2006, 05:15:13 UTC

word

midnightorion July 26 2006, 11:31:35 UTC

Hmmm sounds like fun I'll take the graveyard shift and refuse to do a damn thing the entire time to help anybody

_pooty_ July 26 2006, 19:13:48 UTC

Your desired salary?

mini_mina July 26 2006, 19:18:41 UTC

He wants me...

_pooty_ July 26 2006, 19:19:48 UTC

Well then, I suppose his employment will be up to you.

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