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_pooty_

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Jul 26, 2006 00:42

I shall be opening a new store.

ASSH*LES 'R' US!

Now taking applications.

Comments 54

mexi_kid July 27 2006, 05:53:18 UTC

Name: Jesse Knight

Position Applied For: Overlord to your punkass

Qualifications: Been an assh*le for almost 21 years now. And I have one. Two if you count Kathy's.

Salary Required: More than the rest of these idiots and halfbreeds

_pooty_ July 27 2006, 05:55:17 UTC

Um, If i hire you, will you not kick my assh*le?

mexi_kid July 27 2006, 06:28:53 UTC

I cannot give a definitive answers for legal(possibility of perjury) reasons, but I can say that my salary and overall lack of workload will factor heavily in my decision as to whether or not that occurs.

_pooty_ July 27 2006, 08:27:33 UTC

um...hired? and you can eat all the orphans you can catch.

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mexi_kid July 27 2006, 19:24:13 UTC

i refuse to let such degrading little mongers touch the inside of my mouth. so maybe i'll just slowly chop them up and take them in intravenously.

_pooty_ July 31 2006, 10:30:36 UTC

Works for me Brada.