Reasons why Today Hath Not Suckethed:

[_peter]

1) Big Boss allowed me to bring one of the large tins Quality Street from Xmas out of the server room to gobble. It lasted an hour

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[silks_ic]

I like Hugh Grant
He got arrested for throwing baked beans at a paparazzi

Now me and you must fight to the death
I hope you are prepared young one

[_peter]

Normally, I would thoroughly condone throwing things at paparazzi. Unless it is by Hugh Grant. At which point, the penalty should be the Chair. Or Firing Squad. Or hanging. And viscious rodents.

Can someone please tell Dug that he is evil, Hugh Grant-loving filth and that I'm not talking to him any more?

[silks_ic]

*shun*

[lady_ellinor]

Were the beans loose or in a tin? Because either way is funny but I can't really picture it.

What has Hugh Grant done to offend you Peter? Was it Music and Lyrics, or simply the fact that he encourages Rom Coms, a genre which should be benned?

[yodathedark]

and suddenly I find myself with the insanity of Peter on my friends list...

[_peter]

there is no insanity. Only Minion worship.

[yodathedark]

so _peter is a place of Minion Worship? doesn't that mean that you worship yourself?

nm... I just thought of how Xanthe would see this