jacques cousteau could never git this low

[_perfectionist_]

I hate tequila, I hate sirens, I hate jealousy, I hate hangovers, I hate mystery wounds, I hate flourescent lighting, I hate being at work. All of these are related

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[wakeupyounger]

Don't ever do it!

[_perfectionist_]

I don't think I'm in any danger, at least for the foreseeable future!

[wolfsgotnards]

i will be 80 and still telling fart/dick jokes. growing up is highly overrated. and happy belated b-day young lady!

[_perfectionist_]

Meee tooooo. Thank you!