jacques cousteau could never git this low

[_perfectionist_]

I hate tequila, I hate sirens, I hate jealousy, I hate hangovers, I hate mystery wounds, I hate flourescent lighting, I hate being at work. All of these are related.

I love dancing, I love dancing even to cheesy 90's crap like whoomp! there it is, I love late night chats with excellent friends, I love my excellent friends in general, I love especially when they visit from out of town or when they pile into my living room and chatter at high speed, I love haircuts, I love practical gifts, I love my beautiful, beautiful birthday dress, I love dirty martinis. All of these are related.

Hi guys, I'm 27. I wonder if I will ever act my age.