my life since the last time i wrote in this, has changed in so many ways. some of them bad, but most of them good. i cant really explain, especially in a forum as public as fucking livejournal all the things that have happened, but to those that care - contact me through the following ( Read more... )

How to make a _partytillipuke
Ingredients:

1 part competetiveness

1 part crazyiness

1 part energy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of lovability and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Get Your Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

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car accident #3

I can't tell if my nose is broken or not but I can hear it click when I move it..?I smashed my head on the dashboard and my face hit the steering wheel, so I've got a wacked out nose and a black eye to remind me. So after getting my totalled car towed home, I realized this was probably my worst and final fuck-up ( Read more... )

I made my dad cry because I think he was so proud.

7 teeth pulled. I am wolverine.

Step the fuck back.

"...I take 1, 1, 1 cause you left me and,
2, 2, 2 for my family and
3, 3, 3 for my heartache and
4, 4, 4 for my headaches and
5, 5, 5 for my lonely and
6, 6, 6 for my sorrow and
7, 7 for no tomorrow and
8, 8 I forget what 8 was for and
9, 9, 9 for a lost God and
10, 10, 10, 10 for everything
everything, everything, everything..."

who would have thought making new friends would be a pleasant experience. it ruled & im shocked.

this rules too:

What a drag it is getting old ( Read more... )

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DEAD IN BED.

candy darling, bic pens, and unrefined techniques.

how the fuck i was, at one time, so into this website & the "community"?

oh yeah i have a man, a job, steady prescription supply, my art is even more off-the-chain than it was before, so yeah - SIT ON IT MOTHERFUCKERS.