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[_pandaemonium_]

I would like to apologize in advance to anyone I inadvertantly give the middle finger to today. This morning said finger had an altercation with a pan from the oven and is now slightly burnt, and covered in vitamin E. At present, resident cat is now giving me crack eyes and contorting 1h201imself around me to try and get to said finger to lick/

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[angelus_luna]

I should bring over one of Turnip's Kitty whacking sticks - they are made out of foam and he likes to use one in each hand like nunchucks and whack the bad kitties that come after his milky bottles.

I'm sure he would let his Aunty Jen have one :)

[ozrenst]

i would like to see this burnt finger online and operational, and all the other stuff you promised from drunken nights GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHH