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[_pandaemonium_]

I would like to apologize in advance to anyone I inadvertantly give the middle finger to today. This morning said finger had an altercation with a pan from the oven and is now slightly burnt, and covered in vitamin E. At present, resident cat is now giving me crack eyes and contorting 1h201imself around me to try and get to said finger to lick/chew off the yummy tasting vitamin E >:/

FINGER DOES NOT EQUAL BBQ SAUSAGE!!!

The cat feels differently and is going crazy... I fear for my limbs... helllppp meeee spppmeobe op[lease

*ARGLHE!*