For those of you who care, I made a new livejournal. My name is bananafishb0ne. Also I have a myspace account, so if you're into that then check it out. I love you all very much. I hope all is well.

Thanks a lot

Yay I'm single.

I walk a lonely road ( Read more... )

I would say I'm sorry ( Read more... )

My family had a birthday party for me last week and I was out of town. How considerate of them. I wasn't even officially invited. I went home for Easter and my grandmother said I was getting fat. It wasn't even my morphine addict crazy grandmother.

It went like this ( Read more... )

Spring break starts in five minutes! I haven't eaten or slept in a few days. I think I'm dying.

I just typed half of my annotated bibliography and saved it on a floppy. I closed the program to go to a different computer. Guess what? Yep, the computer won't read my fucking disk. It's all gone. I have to leave in thirty minutes for class. There's no way I can retype it. I think I may give up.

I'm stressed the fuck out! I thought my annotated bibliography was due after spring break, but no, that would be too easy. I just discovered it is due Thursday. I can't believe I procrastinated AGAIN. I'm never going to get out of school because I have no focus. It took me two hours just figure out the format for this thing. I have tests in all my ( Read more... )

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD

Consider this:

You can be shit faced,
Shit out of luck,
Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit
Or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
Buy shit, sell shit,
Lose shit, find shit,
Forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit and die ( Read more... )