Me: you're adopted and your parents think you're ugly and they wish they picked some other kid.
Kid: i hate you. im going to laugh when you die.
Me: your parents hate you and they're going to laugh when you die.
Kid: my mommy says that im super good and smart and nice.
Me: your mommy is a crack whore. ever wonder why the only man she doesn't take off her clothes for is your daddy?
Kid: i'm hungry, i want some food!
Me: the more you eat the more your "parents" will hate you because you're spending all their money. you should probably never eat again. but only if you want your "parents" to love you.
Blackie! I love you! You're fucking brilliant and don't ever never ever never let anybody tell you otherwise! I'm sorry Im not around as much anymore but just know that I love you and you are sosososososososososo silly! love yoU!
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Kid: your ugly and fat.
Me: you're adopted and your parents think you're ugly and they wish they picked some other kid.
Kid: i hate you. im going to laugh when you die.
Me: your parents hate you and they're going to laugh when you die.
Kid: my mommy says that im super good and smart and nice.
Me: your mommy is a crack whore. ever wonder why the only man she doesn't take off her clothes for is your daddy?
Kid: i'm hungry, i want some food!
Me: the more you eat the more your "parents" will hate you because you're spending all their money. you should probably never eat again. but only if you want your "parents" to love you.
the end. ♥
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