That's right, I'm back, you fuckheads. Why? No fucking idea. Bored as shit. As always, Friends-Only.


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I'm finally happy again. Tomorrow I leave to go spend a couple of days with my girl in Tuscaloosa. She's got her own apartment and her roomate moved out a couple of weeks ago, so we're going to be all alone. You know what that means? Im going to have sex with a 21 year old college girl. So, you may begin praising me ( Read more... )

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