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[_marauder_]

What's happened recently? Had a fairly satisfactory fight in Westminster with two chaps who wanted to steal my Breitling. The response time of Belgravia Police Station is to be commended - by the time Her Majesty's finest arrived one was in need of medical attention and achieved the double stigma of being both arrested and ambulanced away. Later I

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[flywingedmonkey]

Nice one!

My housemate, Harry, got mugged yesterday and despite doing the sensible thing and giving away his phone rather than be "stabbed up" he's now rather annoyed that he didn't put up more of a fight.

JmC
Want some?

[saintspike]

Haven't been set upon in a good while.... And very happy about it too.
I'm suprised that it happened in westminster, I always though it was a nicer part of town

[omnisppot]

Respect mate. I always hope that should I find myself in such a situation one of them will regret it. Unfortunately I also realise the reality - watching too many martial arts/Die Hard films without any actual training! ;-)

[abbykatt]

Hello sir!

I do hope you have been reading the American Pyshco book I lent you, as this will have given you a suitable repetoire for the post-dominance exerting or "boost" stage of the fight. Bret Easton Ellis withstanding, I find such delightful phrases as "Call me Jesus" or "Don't look at me, I told you not to look at me!" are not only deeply satisfying but also rather thought provoking. Remember the old addage, "They say violence is mindless, but in fact I find beating someone to an inch of their life very stimulating."

Also kudos your new job.
Let us drive one up to Ippy sometime for the lols and chuck a few back.

[latexiron]

happy birthday you old bastard!