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_lazzerfuck Jan 17, 2005 11:05

last night i was simmered in a light brown sauce,
and than served with a side of green beans.

-jacob

_lazzerfuck Dec 23, 2004 03:35

i can't get out my left contact,
and its pissing me the fuck off.

_lazzerfuck Oct 24, 2004 22:34

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADAM GOMEZ!

_lazzerfuck Oct 16, 2004 20:24

Your Boobies' Names Are: Beavis and Butthead

Get your own Boobie Names

and thats all i gotta say...

_lazzerfuck Oct 06, 2004 11:31

so today i stayed home from school,
this is the life...

-jacob

_lazzerfuck Sep 26, 2004 12:34

dont get drunk, or else you'll get tea-baged.

_lazzerfuck Sep 21, 2004 23:12

...so i bought the STAR WARS TRILOGY,
i am a nerd.

but this is definatly marathon material.

_lazzerfuck Sep 12, 2004 19:46

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_lazzerfuck Sep 07, 2004 22:36

yoga class hurts your BALLS.

_lazzerfuck Sep 04, 2004 02:23

lets see...

ok news:
i have new eyes.

good news:
no more legal troubles.

FABULOUS news:
home alone.

-jacob.