Why do people keep petting the top of my head in school?

"When you go a resturant on the weekends and it's busy so they start a waiting list. They say Dufrane, party of two, table ready for Dufrane, party of two , and if no one answers they'll say the name again, Dufrane, party of two. Bu then if no one answers, they'll move on to the next name. Bush party of three. Yeah, but what happened to the ( Read more... )

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Some Russian guy that came into my work the other day said to me, and I quote: "You complicate my life, we need none of this, you are weird, good bye," and walked away just because I said that he could either get 10% off of his purchase or get a free chocolate bar.

So I guess apparently I'm weird..?

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So today Dan and I came up with a good question for us and our fellow losers: list the ways that we suck at life. Hopefully we get up to ten.

GO!

Now that our recruits are for the most part back in business, the original Loser Club needs to have an urgent meeting -- because we haven't had one in AGES. Kthx

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