Not on Earth, except for our Lord.

But I think what I met tonight was close. I bet I won't sleep tonight. If I do, I sure hope I dream.

So I'm a single guy who lives with a cat, can cook half-decently, keeps a clean house (though that's self-defense) and listens to jazz more than the hip-hop and rap my friends prefer. I don't date much at all. Yeah, I can kind of see why some people might think I'm batting on the other side of the plate. They just don't know I wait until I find ( Read more... )

I was having some pie last night with my aunt and some of my cousins - Aunt Justine makes the best blueberry pie, and it's that time of year, you know - when someone showed up with material for my new contract ( Read more... )

I don't like secrets, and now I have a big one to keep from everyone. That's cool, but I have to keep it from my aunt.

I have to figure out how not to tell her the truth without lying.

Man. This is going to be tough.