Today, we had a looot of free time at college. This is what happens when you put me, Harry and Pat together with some free time and other people around us to con into doing what we want...
I don't know what to doooo. I'm supposed to be going to a party with Sarah at some guy called Joe's house then staying over there... but maybe I'm too ill? And Fareham is too damn far to be able to get a lift back home from if I don't feel so good. Damnastic.
I'm ill. I can't be bothered to go to the doctors because any fool can see that it is, quite obviously, the plague. So I'm just here in bed with a laptop, some music, hot cross buns and blueberry tea, debating what would be an appropriate time and place to commence sprouting buboes.