I recently planted a sunflower seed. The plant is about five or six inches high now, so I figure I can start talking to it ( Read more... )

How do cars get into the inside of a mall?
Ever wonder when you can win a Ford Explorer or a Toyota Hybrid when you walk through the malls?
How do they get there?? Who drives them in?

I DESERVE TO HAVE A GODDAMN PENIS!!!!!

When birds go to heaven, do they get a second pair of wings? 0.o

Have you ever had one of those days where you feel like everyone hates you for no reason?
You can start off a conversation asking someone how they've been and in no time they're calling you a "stupid son of a bitch"??

I did.

Have you or anyone ever asked if you'd ever be friends with yourself?
And would you be?

The name's kanockers, vod kanockers.

I wish they made candy that tasted like the scent of Pinesol.....

Hey all,

There is a comedy out called, “Meet The Mobsters”. It’s pretty funny.

Check out the trailer

If you really pay attention to Donald Duck cartoons, you start to realize that someone needs to get that boy some bi-polar disorder medication.