no idea why the fuck i got on here i havent updated in like 3 years but i guess im having one of those days

im a little teapot short an stout
here is my handal, megans playing with my spout
when i get all worked up then i nut
quick megan now suck it up.

An ode to pickles!

by Sarah Peters, with the help of Amy Hubbard (she
helped with some of the rhymes)

Pickles are good,
Pickles are great!
Pickles, the food
I used to hate!
Thinking of them
makes me salivate.
Pickles on my sandwich
or straight from the jar,
pickles are the greatest
food by far!

humm so ya my new boyfriend is brianna me an her are teaching sum friends how to be a gay couple in public its cute cuz they r so shy. i really needed to update an i need to put prom pix up ahhh but ya i am goin to see house of wax (paris hilton takes off cloths... her face is ugly but shes got a hot body) hehe ahhhhhh fuckin 2 weeks left of ( Read more... )

eeehhh... im wondering if the guy on ripleys belive it or not if the guy looked better w/ or w/o the face. butits cute his wife stayed by him ( Read more... )

watchin invasion of the body snatchers its funny, i like old scary movies usualy they r just funny. mmmm i got a lighter an a black rose yesterday, the lighter sez "when i have sex its so good the neighbors need a ciggarate" i need to buy sum fluid for it cuz kenny didnt put ne in b4 givin it to me. sumtime i need to get around to doing my ( Read more... )

I am worth $2,005,038.00 on HumanForSale.com

so ya i was told to update so i can be stalked more. but ya neway had fun today fuckin w/ sum guys head, but i mean he deserved it. this guy (24) keeps hitten on meg (18) an shit an is like "ooh ill kick your boyfriends ass so i can have you" an shit like that an was keeps callin her an tries to come over an shit so today when he called she ( Read more... )

SmarterChild (9:49:56 PM): Cool, I'll call you Pussy now ( Read more... )

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