12 fucking pence to send a text now ( Read more... )

Went to pub with Cheryl even though i was shatterd and needed a wee nap. Bloody funny when this total slut was talking to some guy and stretched her leg out and put it on a table so her pants were on full view to the whole pub! Got harrased by some wierd men ( Read more... )

I discoverd i can't sleep with my fingers in my ears ( Read more... )

Tugged my nail by acident. Fucker painfull. Still aching.
I saw -Cabin fever-Not what i was expecting. I was quite scared and jumped out my seat a few times. As Cherisse put it "Are you levetating ( Read more... )

Who has a crush on ( Read more... )

My mum just read me an article about a drunk crow ( Read more... )

Oh shite.
My anti-tragus has gone fairly swollen and red looking. So i attempt to take it out to give it a proper clean.
.Q- Can i get the bitch out?
.A-No.
Slightly worried about this.
I have a headache in my stomach.
Cooked Jordi a spicey hawt meal...

Last night was one of the best nights i've had in a long time :).
I think i either have a nose cold or am allergic to something in my house.
I should have a killer hangover after the amount i drank, but i don't even have a wee one. *jigs*.
I met neonpinkdoll last night, and it turns out i used to hang about with her when i was at primary school! That is wierd ( Read more... )

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